[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Hold on a minute, last time this came up you said she was a deep sea explorer. And the time before that, an industrial furnace cleaner. A woman of many talents, Mr Trumpet?

Or he's had three ex-wives disappear in mysterious circumstances.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Or he's had three ex-wives disappear in mysterious circumstances.

He still has a long way to go to compete with the truth. Over 78.5% of the truth's wives have gone missing in mysterious circumstances.