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Old 08-05-2015, 07:35 AM #1
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election results 2015 - pure poetry 08.05.15

it is a night to remember
better then Glastonbury
the traffic light is stuck on amber
let me dissect the polling in a poem laboratory.
very close between a couple
for a few it was disastrous
the final push was only just ample
the SNP are sitting looking glorious.
Nigel had votes so don't pan it
being strong enough was no hand
devastating news regarding South Thanet
could this be the end of the one man band.
it was very tight
votes are still dripping
now i am going to highlight a parasite
the conservatives have just had a sunny side egg flipping.
so is the future a misery
or is it one direction
do you want my honest opinion and theory
i feel like Nick Clegg and his results of his election.
i want a reaction
poetry must bleed
what is your attraction
is 2015 results a bad or good read.
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Bizzy Kizzy


Labour Is Dead


SNP Pure Bliss
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arista you are pure bliss - it was a short poem but effective.

morning mate.

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hog pens the first poem about the election result in the uk

a Tibb exclusive
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So it seems that election night sucked,
But hopefully Scotland has ducked...
SNP were big winners,
Can they hold back the sinners?
With the Tories we're probably ****ed.


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say it as it is toy - go go
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I say this without profanity
But I fear for Joey's sanity
His party has not delivered
And its leader looks drawn and withered.
The road ahead looks bleak
and Milibands exit will complete
The end of the new labour experiment
Which will be seen by the Tories with merriment
A party with no balls is Labour
It's the end of an era , a moment to savour
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nedusa you are the poet master
it leaves my peace needing a plaster.


excellent mate.
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Disillusioned Kirk

You can sneer at me,nudge nudge and cough
And spread rumours that I am strange
But when it comes to Snouts In Parliament's Trough
It's only the type of bent Pigs who change.

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that deserves a standing applause kirky
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that deserves a standing applause kirky
Thanks my mate.The day that ANY government actually put the PEOPLE first, I will personally eat Paddy Ashdowne's hat for him.
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i think it will have disintegrated by then - its a good few years away.
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