[Shaun]

Abdul Lahveen ft. The Weaves - Husband

[apologies to anyone offended, I meant this all in gest]

Youtube video

[weaves gather and start posting on people’s walls:]

Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Go have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whining to an end.


[weaves start PM’ing]

It’s only nine
there still time
to be so vicious
Let’s commit a TiBB forum crime
Gossip so descriptive
Don’t you know that us weaves can do to start a fight (Fight, fight, Fight)?
Why is Tom not in bed and Daniel_ acting precious,
And MB is here
saying that Firewire is being a mother****ing drab mess,
Ben’s old, doesn’t have a clue and MTVN’s fucking uptight


[weaves gather and light candles:]

Salman’s like so whatever
We can do so much better
I think we should club together now
TiBB’s gossip needs to get out of this drought


Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whines to an end.


[weaves start posting in the lounge]

Arista is so cray cray, making his threads about HD LED TV
And even Dezzy ban coming my fucking way, doesn’t really scare me
when he talks of Stacey stalking here time again and again (again, again, again)
So? come on Caitlin some her tell us once more you’re queer
Better yet make your little bitch Smithy disappear
and Shaun I don’t want to see your music threads ever again (again, and again, and again!)


[weaves gather and stir cauldron over one of their fallen:]

Salman’s like so whatever
We can do so much better
I think we should club together now
TiBB’s gossip, spread it out of this drought


Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whines to an end.


[weaves gather voodoo dolls:]

In a second Josy will be here to linger
She’ll ban us all cos she thinks she’s so much better
Oop, there we go
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell, this forum is sinking?!
We’ve been beckoned cos we are the free thinkers
Gifs we stan, 'cause we’re such trend setters
Truths we’ll uncover
So what if reece has been drinking?
We still won’t be muted
Without our truth tea TiBB is sinking


[weaves starting falling one by one]

Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
No way! No way!
He’s gay! He’s gay!

[Josy and Dezzy sit there with their ban hammers smirking]