[Romantic Old Bird]

Hi, never fear, ROB is here..............

Monie, I couldn't get on site last night and anyway, your report was spot on. Today as well!

Unfortunately it would appear the Radio Times was mistaken in promising us Helen on GMTV. In fact there was a report on GMTV this morning, very pointedly from Ben alone. I am pretty sure Helen was just off camera at the time.

On Lorraine Helen was in her element indeed, doing a bit too much playfighting with Ben for my liking yesterday. Lorraine even remarked today that Helen and Ben made a lovely couple!

I think poor old PC was kept at the back of her mind over the last couple of days. I also think the 'Indian Elvis' was probably one of those lothario 'sorts' who hangs around looking for impressionable young ladies to approach.

I am a bit concerned that Helen has undeniably become more junoesque, and hope she keeps it in check. I know to my cost what happens when you eat apace with a very fit active man, and I guess that is what has happened since they got to Hadley Wood. She looked young, fresh faced and glowing but nothing like the girl who ran screeching down the path last July in that dress.

I'm not sure that there will be a report tomorrow, Lorraine didn't seem to know. There were apparently not the amount of celebs there that they had been hoping for, and it's obvious that Ben & Helen aren't staying over the weekend.

To sum it up though, Helen definitely has had a fantastic time. She didn't seem upset at not appearing on GMTV.

As she said re: the Woody Allen incident.........

'Who knows Lorraine, today Sky One, tomorrow Hollywood!'

I, for one, will be glad to think she is back home again, behaving herself. Giving her attentions instead to Mr Clarke, BHLCS, the little minx! How could she neglect him so!



The other thing, and this is an absolute p***er, why OH WHY did I not think of getting the virtual bus out and looking after him for a couple of days! The wasted opportunity!

HE WAS ALL ON HIS OWN!

I have holidays left, I could have nurtured him, clasped him to my ample bosom, made him my applecake, given him a rub down with a velvet glove...............

WHAT A WASTE!!!!!!