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Int. Verrico mansion, day

Susie, a brunette woman in her early 50s late 20s is being fanned by her shirtless pool boy, Enrico

Enrico: Would madam like a Kit Kat?

Susie puts down her twelfth cup of tea of the day to consider this naughty treat, having worked so hard on her modelling career in recent years. She unwraps the Kit Kat and inside - to her surprise - is a golden ticket.

Susie: oh how charming ^_^

Golden confetti falls from the ceiling. Spandau Ballet begins to play. Somewhere, in the background, a crowd begins to chant "get Grace out", although this may in fact be "get a ball out". We see Grace, early 30s and about to pop, desperately clawing at the gates of the mansion. Susie takes it all in as the screen fades to white.

Ext. Elstree Studios, night

In her own mind, Susie has been #timebombed back to 2006. She walks down the catwalk to an adoring crowd (several of whom are currently worshipping on prayer mats) and enters the BB16 house, where she meets our current crop. She then nominates all of them and precedes to throw water over all of them, establishing her dominance. The other housemates all leave to horrendous boos as Susie revels in the State of Susie for the rest of the series. The screen fades to white once more.

Fin

(y'know, something like that)