[Ross.]

Originally Posted by MB.

(Naiá just got evicted thanks to her own alliance member </3)

And there goes the five BB Brazil viewers that they had. </3

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

And there goes the five BB Brazil viewers that they had. </3

When will TiBB Big Brother?

[MB.]

It's funny how quickly they turn homophobic when their exes aren't around, isn't it?

[MB.]

(yeah this wasn't ending any other way was it)

[MB.]

That Bitch Juliana has just completely ignored her alliance (...the only alliance left) with That Bitch Xaiane and nominated her. Again, when will TiBB Big Brother?

[MB.]

...this may explain why.

[MB.]

mess

[MB.]

(but yeah this is the final three)

[MB.]

-flys ~ALEXANDRE CAN'T BE TRUSTED~ banner over the house-

[MB.]

Final two!!!!!1!!1!!!1!

[MB.]

Before I reveal the final results, here's queen Naiá's wisely-informed vote:

[Shaun]

[reece(:]

Who are these people

[MB.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Who are these people

Treason tbh

(they're random Brazilians)

[MB.]

And the winner... is...





yes i'm aware i did that joke last time leave britney alone

[MB.]

(yeah no but seriously)



Congratulations Maíra who I don't think I've even written about yet Dat impact She joins Felipe and That Bitch Josiane in the winners' club, and wins a couple of pence and a coat button found down behind the back of the sofa. Tables etc are coming if you like that sort of thing. Meanwhile Naiá's off to get boned.

[LukeB]

I still can't get over the Kenzie picture on this site

[MB.]

The fan favourite went as well as ever, I see.

[MB.]

Placements



Table



Final popularity

73: Caetano
58: Jaqueline
55: Michel
49: Alexandre
49: Bernardo
47: Maíra
45: Xaiane
44: Juliana
39: André
37: Fernando
28: Diana
20: Naiá (</3)
19: Marcos
2: Leka

[Shaun]

MB

are you ok

is there anything we can do

[MB.]

I thought this day might come

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

MB

are you ok

is there anything we can do

[MB.]

(but yeah this is one way of getting out of this series of BB isn't it)

[Shaun]

The Obligatory Revamp
Cast List


Alliances

[Even the simulator knows that Glenn can't make friends]

Week One


[Of course Tom wins the task based on a children's game]

Week Two


[idk maybe I was starstruck by Julie Chen]

Week Three

[always the bridesmaid, MB?]

Week Four

[I personally thought Lucas would have bossed this task.]

Week Five

[Early indications suggest Glenn had to withdraw early after being bitten on the nose by a lobster.]

Week Six

[Again, wayward lobsters are to blame.]

Week Seven

[Because Lucas is just built for physical endurance tasks]

Week Eight

[tbf I haven't been delivering them so far]

Week Nine

[no such lobster drama this week!!!!!]

Week Ten

[Reece was unfortunately distracted by the iTunes release of Pretty Girls this week]

Week Eleven

[I'M IN THE GAME!!!!!!]

Week Twelve

[His determination to avenge Britney/Iggy's flop was a thorough success]

Week Thirteen

[elephants never forget x]

Final HOH

[smh]

Finale

[SMH]

[bet you're used to reading that, Glenn]





Statistics
Most Evictions Faced: Tom (6)
Most competition wins: Chaos (6), Reece (4)
Most Votes to Evict: Tom (17), Vanessa (12)
Fewest Votes to Evict: Shaun (0), Amy Jade, Reece & Chaos (1)
Ugliest eviction outfit: MB.
Most Twitter Followers gained: Petemitch (30,922)
Gays cast: IDK at least five?

[MB.]

I clearly didn't put any effort into my outfit because I didn't imagine I'd be evicted over chuff me ****ing dizzy