[reece(:]

All I can remember from Nathan are that he had a row with Shabby and Caoimhe replaced him on save and replace, but those are Shabby/Caoimhe moments.

He and Shabby are supposedly BFFs now.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I legit only remember raincloud of doom.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Actually there's a lot more to write about Mo and I'll bestow that honour upon someone else.

229th. Nathan Dunn (BB11)


(of course I had to Google his surname. Which, unlike that of Steven Goode, is appropriate because he Dunn **** all in the house)

Nathan… ah, there is literally nothing to write about Nathan. Nothing at all. One of the housemates picked by Big Brother live in front of the house as part of the final (yeah thanks BB12) series, this half-joiner, half-Neanderthal came lumbering out of the crowd with a monobrow and a really grating accent and in spite of all of that I’m fairly sure he was among the favourites to win? We were living in a post-Ulrika world, people, anything can happen.

And it turns out absolutely nothing did happen – for the first two weeks or so at least. Nathan was rather if not completely invisible, blending into the actually quite lovely painted background of the BB11 house that was far too nice for a caveman such as him to be living in. I suppose he did have emerge as the cook (sic) of the season, and a bit of a controlling one at that, which I guess explains why the rest of the house allowed this primitive ape man thing to be in charge of each and every one of their meals. That bunch of wusses.

And yeah then he was evicted. Obviously, the reason that he went was little to do with him and much more to do with the fact that his opponent was John James (not-very-fun fact: this was the only head-to-head eviction of the series) (also not-very-fun fact: it would have resulted in Caoimhe’s eviction otherwise so yay Save and Replace?) And then he left. And that was it for our unibrowed #lad. The house mourned him for the best part of three minutes and then Rachel Ifon descended from the sky in a giant tin foil spaceship so everything was right again in the universe.

But no, it wasn’t! Because in a task(?) that has no doubt inspired many (read: every) Channel 5 series after it, a bunch of housemates returned for the final week to do something or other, and as a part of this Nathan had a date-of-sorts with Corin. Which wasn’t actually a date because Nathan then revealed that he was in fact doing Rachael (in the words of Corin, “that Rachael”), who John James had insulted at one time or another, resulting in Nathan wanting him dead and John James having a teary, crabby meltdown and we’ll just ignore that the show just pandered to him at this point because we all know how Weeks 3-ish to 10 of BB11 went and it isn’t pretty, and we also all know how John James was and it isn’t pretty (summed up very eloquently by Macie a few entries back). Tl;dr: you made John James cry, have a brownie point.

And thankfully this time, that was it. After BB, I imagine he stuck with Rachael (cough-out-of-your-league-mate-cough) and became the Jay Z to her Beyoncé (...yeah, apt comparison), grew a beard that I will most definitely make no comment about (…lol) and, in other important news, I was vaguely Facebook friends with him for some reason (remember Facebook? It’s that thing you used once in 2008 and your aunt now uses to share Britain First posts and pictures of the Minions). So much like us all in life, Nathan won’t be remembered for what he did as a person, but what John James and his Twitterati threatened to do to him.

PS: Yes yes I just used the term ‘Twitterati’ it’s 2am leave me be.

PPS: Somebody should compare John James’ Twitter army and Ashleigh’s iPhone army. Because she would win, yes? Trust me, I need this.

I'm saving Luke S and will continue to do so until Macie plucks up the courage to cut him because that's all what we secretly want isn't it.

So that was nice wasn't it

[Jack_]

Are Nathan and Rachael still together? I've literally never been more jealous of a male housemate

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Are Nathan and Rachael still together? I've literally never been more jealous of a male housemate

There were still together as of September 2013 and the fact that they lasted that long gives me no reason to believe he isn't secretly stinking rich they won't last another three years.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Mo and Joel for Jake?

oh well that's ****ing fantastic

[Jake.]

-Saves Mo, Eliminates Joel, will do my write up this evening-

[Dominic]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Macie saving Sam

Now I read the write up and I understand where she's coming from, but I'd rather have someone who she described rather than someone who wins for sleeping all summer

Originally Posted by reece(:

Gone about 20 places too late, is our resident series ruiner, Marq/c/k/w.e. O'Neill of BB16; which recently departed from our screens (thank GOD!). One of the many cúúnts championed by most of the forum and public alike as the saviour of the series, which frankly leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth on this arsehole, Marq entered BB16 as his polar opposite Kieran was spun out and Marq was spat back out at us...from what we saw in the first few minutes, he seemed to be the essex like lad type, pumped up by steroids and after the birds. However, a few hours later the forum was up in arms about this massive FIGHTNIGHT-esque row or w.e. that had broken out with Danny and Marq. This was the first of many letdowns to come. Marq in his first week trolled up to the max, but I felt this was him at his best... the one thing I will give him is his respect and relationship with Eileen which I thought was quite endearing and the best he had to offer throughout the whole show.

Sadly, Eileen left after a week in his company. And by then he was most certainly already burnt out by picking fights with almost everyone and spouting unnecessary misogynistic bull**** (for shock value? who knows, who cares..) to everyone in hearing range. Into his second week, it felt like the show was going through deja vu nightly, as we would watch the same process of Marc upsetting someone, them getting angry, him goading them and it being defused by BB. The only good of this was bringing out the best in other HMs as they clocked onto his BS (Chloe <3 Harry <3 Jade <3 Jack <3 Aisleyne <3). The most notable feud was with fiery dominatrix Harry-Amelia who challenged his **** and would not stand for his torment FULLSTOP<3. The producers informed us in his second week that he was once again, exempt as the vote would be into a bunker with some legends. Obviously, Marq leaves and gets to watch them in the safe house with his new friends.

If Day 18-32 Marq wasn't bad enough, the following 2 weeks are possibly the reincarnation of satan on live TV, along with satan's sidekick as much loved legend Helen Wood is bombed back into the fold as she joins the bunker. Fueled by Helen's hate for everyone and everything humane, Marq randomly decides to start picking on his only ally/showmancer Sam for jumping his ship as soon as it sank as he watches on. The return of Marq and the legends into the house was championed by the producers to be "EXPLOSIVE!" but it was anything but? Helen and Marq decide to turn the tables on Harry (who was gracious at Marq's defeat) and nominate her live with some "home truths" which is championed around here but really was just a load of contrived poison from the evil duo. Thankfully the public didn't buy their BS and saved Harry <3<3.

Marq's third and fourth weeks in the house came with some lovely blatant rigging as Marc is granted two MORE(!!!!!!) exemptions from eviction, with the reasoning being that timewarp week has frozen the state of play in the house . After two weeks of reigning with Helen, she's chucked out on her ears to a cathedral of boos <3 with Marq's other neutral ally in the house being evicted too His last week in the house is flipped on it's head as TRUE BB legend Aisleyne is thrown into the mix to mirror back his antagonising and make his life hell for his final days <3<3<3. His ending was righteous as Harry slayed him and finally ended the 35 day highlight replay that we were subjected to. Without Marq, the house was allowed to progress beyond us vs him and the narrative was able to continue. But for me, it was frankly too little too late (JoJo promo), Marc ruined BB16 and took this godawful show to new lows as he was actively encouraged to keep doing his **** for the drams or lols or bants or w.e. it's cloaked as. The show was criticised as being boring before Marq entered, but imo it was natural flowing, organic and not based around contrived drama regurgitated for 35 days. What's hilarious in it all is this man was 30 year old, which makes it even more offensive than past perpetrators such as the John Jameses and Maxwells of the world. I hope to the LORD that we don't get another Marq, his presence even ruined the forum atmosphere for me and many.. as it became Danny vs Marq in finding who made the most offensive tweets / wished death on the most people / did the most grim **** etcetera etcetera.

Yeah I'm tired of writing on him now and hope to never have to again, so good riddance Marq, you awful human being.

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[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

Save Harry, evict Steve

~idk~ STEVE GILL




As emotionally scarring as losing an eye and your legs may be, it wasn't as emotionally scarring as having to put up with this creepy ****ing dullard for 13 weeks of my life. The definition of pointless, yet he somehow had a massive ego to go with it. Like that time he blocked that person from being a housemate for dare speaking up about that boring bastard. Yeah he's literally awful and what disgusts me the most is that they actually wasted an Arcade Fire song on him for his exit as the snoozefest waddled out of the house. Tbf this write up has done me less justice than him but he was a pervert and a dull one to match that. Not that I condone exciting perverts. Leave Keeley alone and touch up a woman your own age.

I save Harry just because posh.

[reece(:]

Can we touch on how "The Baron" is one of the cringiest nicknames to give yourself on a show like this.

[Black Dagger]

Oh god yes. And him getting Keeley to sit on his lap and call herself the baroness

[Babayaro.]

Steve was so ****ing boring, can't remember a thing he did. Also, his wife gave me the fear too

[Pete.]

I'm ready for the Joel draggings

[Shaun]

I just wish I was responsible for them. *texts jake ideas*

[Daniel-X]

Can't wait for the next round already. Btw I'm in Italy next week and will have wifi but I might be like a little delayed with replies and stuff because I'll be out.

[Shaun]

Oh yeah jake and I'll be in London for the weekend so we probably won't be posting reasons on why Saffia is worse than Sophia but I won't rule it out entirely (in case you want to get some temporary rankers for the weekend). Donchu dare replace me permanently tho

[MB.]

Oh and btw I can't afford to go on holiday so I'll be around to post plenty of dissertations on Ife Kuku all through the week

[EspeonBB]

I may or may not be going to Amsterdam and/or Paris soon.

[Daniel-X]

Jake and Reece

[Jake.]

k I've just got in, doing mine shortly!

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

k I've just got in, doing mine shortly!

I'm ready

[Jake.]

Joel Williams
Big Brother 16 (Second Place)



I'll try and get this over with quickly, I've had quite enough of writing about shitty Channel 5 housemates and it pains me that I find myself currently writing about another.

Remember when Joel entered on launch night? Probably not, but he seemed like an intelligent, well reserved and polite young man. During his first two weeks he didn't exactly say or do much from what I recall.. He might have got a bit pissy over an egg or cake or something but that aside, he wasn't too much of a bother.

His first crime comes for surviving his head-to-head eviction simply because he's Welsh. Not a crime of his own, perhaps, but the fact that anybody deemed him entertaining enough to stay over Eileen was/is still baffling. It was after this that became gradually more insufferable. Asking constant unrealistic questions was one of my biggest gripes of his ("would you take Ł100K right now and leave?? because if so you're a gameplayer!!!), as was his contradictory behaviour ("i'm telling you now if i was given the chance of winning with no money or winning 100K, i'd take the winners spot because it means so much more to me!!!", despite claiming to have never seen the show before? lol give over).

His aggressive behaviour (which was, for some reason, completely ignored by pretty much everybody) was also awful and showed him not be this calm, smart guy he portrayed.. He's just lucky Jack didn't retaliate and go for his smarmy, pompous arse. He just seems like the type of person who needs to move out of his home away from mummy ASAP, because he's clearly allowed to stay a spoilt brat for the time he remains.

[Pete.]

Let's not forget when he wished Jade was scalded in the bath

[Pete.]

Or when he put words in Queen Sam's mouth

[Pete.]

Vile boy - great write up Jake