[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I read it but it didn't interest me just like all your posts

*insert Sure Jan gif here*

[Daniel-X]

Idk why Mario keeps being nominated he had some classic moments in BB9 'I'm going to dunk this custard cream in this hot juicy tea' 'open your eyes mikey has a disability'

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Laura McAdams

This girl is actually relevant now because she is the most irrelevant housemate in BBUK surely? It's amazing that she's made it this far over much more entertaining housemates whether they are hated or not.

I think she got some sort of following during her 5 day stay because she wore her swinsuit most of the time... well that's what most pictures of her online are... well the 7 of them.

Her time in the house is surely summed up with the 5 minute interview with Davina she was randomly given outside the house of all places where was inevitably booed to death even though she did nothing

'Gutted that you left but you did, ladies and gentlemen it's Laura!'

So basically

and I save Kitten because I do know her

[MB.]

Not here for this shade at the greatest housemate to have ever walked through the doors of the Big Brother hou-yeah okay I'll stop now

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Cut Simon, Save Belinda

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Simon Gross (BB16)



For the amount of (rightful) hate that BB16, I feel as if Simon doesn't really get enough? Granted he calmed down by the end of the series and he isn't nearly as bad as Marc or Joel but I still hate his guts and his elimination from this rankdown has been long overdue.

The only thing in the house Simon is known for is his constant repetition of "SHOWBIZZZZZ!!!" which I find more annoying than funny because it's as if he's trying to be a bigger character than he actually is. I find it fake as hell and I'm not here for it. When he got the #Timebomb eviction on the first night and I really thought we had dodged a bullet and had gotten rid of this shrieking buffoon but alas the BB16 producers are idiots and in the horror of #4In4Out we were re-introduced to SHOWBIZ!!! I really found the whole thing to be incredibly short-sighted but I guess that describes BB producers nowadays, they look for immediate reaction rather than letting things develop long-term and it's part of the reason BBUK is the **** show we all know today.

Simon in the house was better than I thought he would be because he was largely irrelevant but he was still awful when he was shown. Such as when he nominated Eileen for being old ("she's has had her life!" ) despite the fact Simon is roughly the same age. Ugh it just angered me, and it angered me even more when Eileen was tragically evicted (against ****ing Joel of all people) and I held him responsible.

After this, Simon was mainly irrelevant. I remember he was for Marc (which ew) and he sucked up to Helen a lot (which ew). Then he was randomly evicted over Jack which was funny but I wish he left a lot sooner.

Saving Goddess Belinda

[Shaun]

who is it that has to decide between Sada & Darren? bc I've finished editing all of the pics otherwise for Macie to make his new picks.

(just a reminder that Emma Greenwood is still inexplicably in this game, Macie x)

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

who is it that has to decide between Sada & Darren? bc I've finished editing all of the pics otherwise for Macie to make his new picks.

(just a reminder that Emma Greenwood is still inexplicably in this game, Macie x)

It was me, till I got lynched

[MB.]

It's Reece

[Shaun]

Pics for Macie without Sada/Darren eliminated. Tbh unless you're going to nominate one of those two who survives, I'd just go ahead with Round 16 really, since everyone else has done their writeups (except Daniel who I think is just saving them up to wow us with a dissertation at the end).

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[Shaun]

also how on earth has Anthony not gone yet

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

also how on earth has Anthony not gone yet

Too forgettable, that someone has actually forgot to eliminate him

[Daniel-X]

I nominated the prick!

Espeon saved him tho

[Macie Lightfoot]

do Samanda count as one HM or two?

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

do Samanda count as one HM or two?

As one I think

[Daniel-X]

One I think

[Daniel-X]

Jack and Joe counted as one anyway

[Shaun]

yeah all the twins are one I guess

[Shaun]

It is December 4, 2015, and we finally crown Kinga the winner of this game. The emaciated bodies of Macie Lightfoot and Daniel-X clamor for food and water, having exhausted themselves on essays on why Lydia was a better housemate than Benedict. MB. has finally saved Helen (BB2) and secured her a podium finish. _LucasMichael_ is now toilet trained and Jake. has come out as a transgendered woman. We are all set to go our separate ways with a tiny glimmer of respect for one another when, triumphantly, reece(: returns and posts:

CBBUK: The TiBB Rankdown © Starting January 2016 x

[MB.]

I save Maggot

[Daniel-X]

I save Danielle Lloyd

[Shaun]

I veto Rula Lenska being axed

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I save Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd's parents wouldn't even save Danielle Lloyd

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I save Maggot

Jale?

[Pete.]

I final pass Traci Bingham!

[Jason.]

I final pass Jodie Marsh!