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ugh @ you Shaun

Chanelle Hayes (BB8)



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“I just want to GLEAVE this ranking” – Chanelle Hayes, circa 2007

So yeah, if you didn’t know already I’m not particularly keen on either Chanelle or Charley, hence me cutting one and nominating the other. But of the two, I dislike Chanelle more. Actually, I’m not overly keen on BB8 as a series, which explains my feelings towards both of these two. And frankly, I don’t want to write about anyone from BB8 until Lesley Brain makes the top five of this thing but hey ho.

Of course, though, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Charley. This rivalry was one of the major driving storylines of the first (/bearable) half of the series, and itself is a reason for why I dislike it. Although very… erm… quotable, this feud was loud, repetitive and mind-numbing and made me also want to stick my head under a duvet. I’m sure some are entertained by twenty nine hour-long rows revolving around Rihanna’s age, but sadly I am not one of them (spoiler: she was 19).

Also of course, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Ziggy. Ugh. Urgh. Blegh. Yuck. Vom. You get the picture. Chiggy, it’s not you, it’s me. No, wait, it’s you. You’re both terrible people, get out of this ranking.

Anyway, she walked and no1curred even though the quality of the already-quite-shoddy series nosedived at around that point (…I’m sure that’s a coincidence), she released a single that wasn’t nearly as good as Charley’s or even Shabnam’s let’s be fair, she bonked Jade Goody’s boyfriend and now she’s fat again. To paraphrase Andy Warhol, that is.

To summarise,



I'm saving Deana because I'm not insane now am I.