[Natalie.]

I start reading things like this and then more then I can't sleep

[Ammi]

..this would be a great Halloween thread, we must bump this for Halloween this year...


Once there was a nice old lady who had a lovely little dog. One day, the old lady heard on the radio that a crazy murderer had escaped from jail and that she should lock all her doors and windows. So she locked every door and window in the house except one tiny one to let some air in. She thought that a murderer would never get in through there.

So that night she went to bed as usual. She knew everything was okay because when she put down her hand the dog licked it. But later in the night she heard a drip, drip, drip. She put her hand down and the dog licked it and everything was okay, so she went downstairs to check out the tap. But the tap wasn't dripping. So she went to bed again. And everything was okay. She woke up again later in the night, though, so she thought the dripping sound must be coming from the shower. She went into the bathroom, and there was her dog, dead, hanging in the shower, dripping with blood, all its intestines hanging out.

Written on the mirror was: "Humans can lick, too!" And behind her in the mirror, she saw the murderer.

[Ammi]

very stylish teenage girl grew tired of spending hours carefully "ratting" (teasing) and spraying her hair to attain an extreme beehive do. She washed her hair in sugar-water, allowing it to harden in the style she wanted. At night, she carefully wrapped a towel around it and slept on a special half-pillow designed not to disturb the hair...so a turban legend, not an urban legend...

One morning she failed to come down for breakfast. Her mother went to her room only to find her dead in bed. When the towel was removed from her head, it was discovered that she had been gnawed to death by rats (or bugs — I've heard both versions).

[kirklancaster]

Do not ever mess with ouija boards or indulge in rituals where you are trying to conjure up spirits. I will not go into details but believe me you do not know what danger you are putting yourselves in.

[Ammi]

..oh..(cue spooky music..)..when I looked at my emails, this was on my homepage/strange happenings...the house from Silence of the Lambs is being sold atm..so Amy Jade and Dollface..(because I know you two like this sort of horror stuff particularly..)..what do you reckon, should I buy it, do you want to live there..?.../Cal can come and protect you but he'll probably be skinned first though because females are much better at screaming so always survive longer...













..suitcases packed..?....

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..oh..(cue spooky music..)..when I looked at my emails, this was on my homepage/strange happenings...the house from Silence of the Lambs is being sold atm..so Amy Jade and Dollface..(because I know you two like this sort of horror stuff particularly..)..what do you reckon, should I buy it, do you want to live there..?.../Cal can come and protect you but he'll probably be skinned first though because females are much better at screaming so always survive longer...

..suitcases packed..?....

Oh wow!
My goal is to move into an old large haunted house

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by Natalie.

I start reading things like this and then more then I can't sleep

I'm the same. I decided to look up creepy old silent horror movies and ended up with this guy stuck in my head.

Spoiler: