[Daniel.]

I nominate:

Nick BB1
Kate BB3
Lisa BB4
Science BB6
Nicky BB8
Rachel BB9
Karly BB10
Sunshine BB11
Caiomhe BB11
Jem BB12
Heaven BB12
Faye BB12
Jackie BB14
Charlie BB14
Toya BB15
Jade BB16

I will add the photos later.

[Daniel-X]

Save Kate

Cut Jackie

[Dominic]

nnn

#justice4jackie

[EspeonBB]

Cut Faye, Save Nicky

[MB.]

Pretty sure I gave Jackie a final pass to the #1 spot or w/e but ok

Cut Caoimhe save Sunshine

[Black Dagger]

Cut Jem, save Rachel

[Black Dagger]

Disgrace at Faye going.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Cut Jackie

Surely this is a banable offence

[Shaun]

Save science
Cut toya

[Jake.]

Cut Charlie save jade

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Save science
Cut toya

[Pete.]

Toya's gone? BYE

[Pete.]

Cutting Nick did not produce iconic Scottish DRs like Karly did now did he

Saving Karlegend

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Pete.

Toya's gone? BYE

Finally.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Jesus Christ Nick and Charlie and Jem out over Kate and Karly SHAME ON YOU LINDSIE

cut Heaven save Lisa

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#. Heaven Afrika (BB12)


Heaven by name, Afrika by nature.

It really pains me that I'm writing about Heaven when MORbores like ****ing Kate Lawler and Karly Ashworth are still in but I guess that's neither here nor there. Anyways, about Heaven! She was a spiritual healer or summat, just about what you would expect from a black girl who goes by Heaven Afrika, and she spent her first week doing weird chants and dances and healings. It was all kinda low-key until the sociopath known as Rebeckah struck. Basically, from what I remember, Rebeckah and Heaven and maybe someone else snuck into the storeroom and ate some biscuits, but then Rebeckah ran out and left Heaven in there and told everyone that Heaven was eating food by herself? and then Rebeckah confronted Heaven on the matter even though Rebeckah instigated the act in question??? I don't know, Rebeckah was ****ing nuts and not in a fun way and Heaven was understandably upset.

Thankfully, though, this paved the ways for one of the most INTENSE self-contained one week rivalries EVER. After getting busted for cheating in the popcorn eating task (), Heaven talked with Harry about how Rebeckah's a conniving little bitch and her ass would've been grass if she didn't have the Golden Swimsuit, some more mutual distrust between Heaven and Rebeckah formed, Heaven trolled the **** out of Rebeckah by asking her to get out of her bed bc she wanted to go to sleep but then left the room once Rebeckah got out of her bed (), Rebeckah followed her out of the bedroom to confront her, Heaven proclaimed that she didn't want Rebeckah's NEGATIVE VIBRATIONS or her NEGATIVE THOUGHTS to go onto her pillow, Rebekcah cried about Heaven being a bully for talking **** behind her back, Rebeckah "tried" to make amends with Heaven in possibly the worst attempt at reconciliation this show has ever seen, Heaven and Rebeckah tally up 15/26 of the nominations that week, Heaven is STUNNED at the possibility of Rebeckah nominating her (), Heaven and Rebeckah both try to simultaneously comfort Faye but turn it into a passive-aggressive/aggressive-aggressive argument between themselves, and then Rebeckah is evicted because she really was that detestable to be evicted against a black girl. The drama didn't even stop there because A) Rebeckah revealed in her interview that the feud really started bc Heaven had a dream that a Scouse would betray her (), B) Rebeckah used her goodbye message to the house (why was this even a thing in BB12?) to shade Heaven and Heaven #clapbacked at the TV screen while Aden was sobbing behind her, and then Heaven told him that IT'S THE TRUTH <3333

So while Heaven is most certainly known for everything in the paragraph above, she had plenty of other amazing moments that made her an excellent standalone character. She wholeheartedly believes in the planet Nibiru because "where do you think George Lucas got it from?". She ate popcorn for 8+ hours during a task, but then got busted for cheating because she would just drink water and pretend to throw up. She held a group love-in for the house to air their grievances and told Faye that she overwhelms her and Aaron that he's like an onion, and then she announced that "blessed rain" was falling and everyone ran into the garden because they needed an excuse to get away from her. She bungee jumped in the garden. Her best friend Sharon claimed that people don't understand her because she isn't fully human and she's an angel in disguise. Even after she got framed for eating biscuits behind everyone's backs, she pushed past everyone to get into the storeroom because she's a vegan and then shut the door in Maisy's face. She sunbathed at 11:41 PM. She wants to go to Africa and open up Heaven's Performing Arts School Where You Can Reach for the Stars, have her own TV show where she sees how people live their lives to show that greed is deteriorating this beautiful world, and then start off as president or prime minister and take over the world. After Aaron kissed Maisy, she reminded him that she's only 19 and he said that she's too young for him. She claimed that S&M stands for "say no more." She educated everyone on Amun-Ra and how melanin controls everything in your life, from your eye color to firing rockets to protection from cancer. She's vegan but still eats eggs. She fell down the stairs as she was evicted. She was STUNNED at every single nomination she received despite being the most off-putting person in the house for three weeks. Finally, she is Heaven Afrika.

I'm saving Lisa because she's such a classic HM who doesn't get nearly enough luv.

[MB.]

I didn't even notice Karly was nominated can I swap for her or whatever the rules of this thing are given it's been 84 years and all

[Daniel.]

no bc she's already been saved

[MB.]

I was assured of Jackie Travers' safety until, like, the fourth rankdown (yeah but really lol at us completing one never mind quadruple that) so idkha @ rules

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

no bc she's already been saved

Queen!

[Macie Lightfoot]

I wrote about Heaven.

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Pete.

Cutting Nick did not produce iconic Scottish DRs like Karly did now did he

Saving Karlegend

Here comes the bump!

[EspeonBB]

[Macie Lightfoot]

but we were so close to the end ;_;

[Pete.]

[Dominic]