[Cal.]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/4...rison-Cashless

Today's column is like no other. And while it's taken some balls to get me to this point, my Saturday night encounter was the final kick.

Rewind to winning Big Brother, an incredible buzz, especially leaving with housemates who I genuinely believed I had bonded with for life.

From the word go, Ash Harrison was all over my bank balance like a fly hovering over a fresh dog turd. I won't deny, Ash was a great way to get over the last plonker I'd been wasting my years on, his existence made sure I kept away from the ex.

The thrill of a rebound, plus being fairly decent eye candy, I did like him. Though when the happy-go-lucky mask began to slip, courtesy of others' misfortune, he would sulk.

It became clear early on that we’d never be an item; jobless, living with his nagging old spinster of a mother, relying on a pretty face to disguise his lack of personality.

I nearly exposed his penny-pinching ways back when he was relevant, but thought, 'Cut the lad who brands himself Cash Harrison on Twitter some slack'.

Even after funding his wannabe lifestyle and loaning him my car, realising he had the horn for my bank card, I spared him. I'm nice like that.

Though a chance encounter last weekend suddenly dragged Mr H back into my life. My birthday night, what a gift.

[Niamh.]

Tacky as ****, although I would expect no less from that classless woman

[Cal.]

I do disagree Niamh but I can understand where you're coming from - perhaps she could have gone about it in a different way but she's out of Ł3k+ which she's had to accept she's not getting back so I think it is up to her what she does with the information.

[Mystic Mock]

Jesus Christ at the tackiness levels.

Decent Housemate for her series but she certainly lacks any privacy.

[Cherie]

Blimey that group really are back stabbers

[Jason.]

tbh I didn't even know she still had that column

[Kizzy]

None of that lot were real friends, hangers on at best it was foolish to lend him money, what a user.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Merry Kizzmas

None of that lot were real friends, hangers on at best it was foolish to lend him money, what a user.

I agree. I don't think she's still friends with any besides Biannca which is funny considering they only spent 4 days together in the house.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Am I supposed to care about this?

[Cal.]

Funnily enough not every thread on the forum is aimed at everyone.

[Denver]

She has always be a nice and thoughtful women

[Ross.]

I, my friend, am your fairy godmother.

what a horrendous fairytale that would be

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Frossty

what a horrendous fairytale that would be

CBB15: Twisted Fairytale?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Frossty

what a horrendous fairytale that would be

[Jason.]

Is anyone else wondering why Ash has a verified Twitter account

[Samm]

Both trash, don't care

[Pete.]

Helen speaks the truth

[iRyan]

no1curr

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by The Human Santapede

Is anyone else wondering why Ash has a verified Twitter account

You can apply for it can't you?

Helen doesn't regard herself as a celebrity!

[Headie]

I spared him. I'm nice like that.

[Amy Jade]

Deluded twat of a woman

[Lostie!]

Is this messy **** still harping on and pretending to possess decent morals?

[Shaun]

Take it to Judge Rinder love.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Cameltoe and Wine

Take it to Judge Rinder love.

no doubt they will go on Judge Rinder tbh

[Josy]

How nasty bitching about an elderly lady