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Originally Posted by Livia
If someone broke in, by the time I'd got to the locked cabinet, unlocked it, taken the gun out, got the cartridges from a locked drawer, loaded it... they'd have probably ransacked the place or murdered me.
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Not after you've rugby tackled them and tied them to a chair... Right?
"Why are his exploded remains mixed with splinters of chair and rope? Umm... Honest ossifer, he was trying to steal that chair, he had strapped it to himself with the rope and was charging at me with knives! "