[rionablue]

Oh waterhog you're different from everyone in here
Your poems are weird and wonderful and always give us cheer
Your thoughts you put into a rhyme and share it with the forum
In fairness waterhog you show the utmost of decorum
The past four weeks have been a blast with housemates of delusion
At times you'd wonder are they real or just some sad illusion
They preen and pamper brag and boast there all are so cock sure
For all these airs of grandeur I would like to see a cure
The boring ones were Darren, Christopher and Nancy
Kristina deserved her exit, her I really didn't fancy
Winston was controversial He may have well got worse
If he and his opinions hadn't been evicted from there first
David and Angie when they walked I really felt let down
Cos I really liked the two of them and wish they'd stuck around
Jonathan was no great loss he bragged about his life
If I lived with the Kardashians twould bring me lots of strife
Gemma hadn't a bloody clue how to look or dress
With fake tan, fake extensions she really looked a mess
Megan well I liked her she was so very pretty
But Scotty isn't good for her he is in fact quite ****ty
Jeremy such a weakling should have just pushed Steph away
And if he had I guarantee he'd have a nicer stay
Tiffany has let me down she's now so very needy
For any kind of c o ck now she is really very greedy
Daniella looks quite miserable most of the time in there
If she was out first tomorrow night I don't think she would care
John is cunning wily and a very sly gameplayer
He bitched about our Stephanie and tried so hard to slay her
Stephanie is like a child though she is 22
She really needs to grow up now she's not a kid its true
So there ya have it waterhog my take on CBB
And when the Summer BB's here you will hear more from me


Love RB X