[Crimson Dynamo]

I saw tons of decrepit old soaks tonight drinking coffee at like 7pm (at my fife auction)

I wanted to shake them and say "this will keep you awake you stupid prick, do you not understand it has caffeine ffs"

but alas all i did was glare at them and seethe inside


in another world I walk in and hose the whole lot with a powerful water canon

also the ones who stand in my way when I am leaving with heavy boxes