[Dr43%er]

Mine is sang to Chelsea to the tune of their own "Blue is the colour"

Blue is the colour.
Football is the game.
Poor old Matthew Harding,
He should have took the train.

Or it is the one sang to the forest to the tune of "Que Sera, Sera"

When I was just a little boy,
I said to my mother,
What should I be?

Should I be forest,
or City blue?
Here's what she said to me.

Don't be dumb my son,
Go get your fathers gun.
And shoot the forest scum,
Shoot the forest scum.

SHOOOOOT THE FOREST SCUM,
GO SHOOT THE FOREST SCUM,
Rpt to fade.

[spitfire]

four nil,four nil,four nil...................Its just great when your side are winning 4-0.

[Psylocke]

"Posh takes it up the arse."


Only because its nice too see Posh being so popular they even mention her at games.


PS.I do like vicky

[Dr43%er]

"four nil,four nil,four nil...................Its just great when your side are winning 4-0."


Ah yes, like we did to the derby at our first visit to Pride park. And that was after 15 mins.

[Dan_]

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Barnet on the top
Put the Woking in the middle
And we'll burn the ******ing lot

[Lauren]

From years ago...
"Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best
They go up from his arse to his chest
They are better than Adam and the Ants,
Niall Quinn's... Disco pants!"

[Dr43%er]

One of my proudest terrace moments involved Niall Quinn. Sunderland were playing at Leicester and I had a bee in my bonnet about quinn being a freak of nature as he is so tall. Every time he got the ball i would go on about him and his freakiness. It ended with me chanting Freak, freak, freak.... every time he got the ball. Eventually the Kop joined in. 2 weeks later we were entertaining everton. The first time Able Xavier touched the ball the kop burst in to my freak chant. I was so proud. I made that.

[Novo]

Youtube video

What a waste of council tax
we paid for your hats

Youtube video

the babys not yours
the babys not yours

ohhh stevie gerrard the babys not yours

DNA DNA DNA DNA

[Locke.]

"Jonnnnn Arne Riise
Ooh Aah
I wanna knoooow
How you scored that goal."

"We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Everton too, there ****
We hate Man United,
But Liverpool we love you."

"Luis Garcia,
He drinks San Gria,
He came from Barca,
To bring us joy,
He's 5 foot 7,
He's football heaven,
Oh please, don't take our Luis away." [Sadly, they took him away ]

"He's big,
He's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch."

"Ste Gerrard Gerrard
Can pass the ball 40 yards
He's big an he's ****in hard
Ste Gerrard Gerrard"

[Harry!]

Play up Pompey
Pompey play up!

[bronaaaa]

Oxxy ozzy ozzy
oi oi oi
dunno if its even a football one ?

[HeatherTWx]

his armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres
you'll never walk alone it said Torres Torres
we bought the lad from sunny spain
he kicked the ball and scored again
FER-NAN-DO TOR-RES Liverpools number 9'

[Indierock&roll]

Youtube video

haha love it

[Indierock&roll]

***** off chelsea fc ! you aint got no history
with 5 european cups and 18 leagues
thats what we call history!


waaaaaaah we are the best

[Tom]

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

[Indierock&roll]

ew i dont like that