[Clootie Dumpling]

Originally Posted by Binbin

This is very topical in nation which has BoJo 'The CLown' (Boris Johnson) as it's most senior international statesman. Heavy D would be a consistent choice as an ambassador (of food and to fat bastards). This would never happen in Russia, here we have strong madman as leader. We are coming!

Perhaps he could get a job as Boris's stand-in, to act as a decoy when Boris causes a diplomatic crisis, which he's bound to at some point.

Heavy's already got the hair and physique - I think he could pull it off!