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Listen folks, I am in the middle of a seriously difficult quandary here. One of my besties, Kaz hates him and my other, Chuff gets damp over him. Kaz is a stunning sex kitten that would leave me like a party balloon the day after a xmas party, but Chuff is sending me out some seriously sexy signs and I am torn between ignoring her or making her feel liks a giddy 16 year old locked in a room with a video of her idol, a bunny and an unlimited supply of Duracell batteries. The problem is that she confuses these signals with statements of denial and she cant understand denial in a mature woman is a green light. Im torn as to who I need to let down.