[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

warnings - can they wind you up ? wrightstuff debate 26.10.16

　

before i produce

health and safety is my priority

into a comma you will be induced

the 16 page document is done by a legal authority.

out of the way is the formality

onto the joy of the mint

so sorry there has been a fatality

my pale who's allergic to nuts missed KP's small print.

on the way to a hospital

a passer by was skimming

her condition is critical from fatal

a all over allergic reaction to chlorine after swimming.

our lights were flashing

no time for christmas cake like stollen

that's my aunty bee hive bashing

she is so sensitive to pollen.

over goes the cyclist

the road signs he can not read

the red prohibitive circle he could not resist

its what caused the intensive bleed.

we are at accident and emergency

the unit are going to dread

failing is the 2 crews radio frequency

2 cardiac arrests means the whole ambulance arrived dead.

Your very BEST yet I think Hog.