[waterhog]

are you a micro criminal ? 23.10.16 (sky news)



welcome to the micro

this world is far from minute

its all about petty crime and no psycho

i would blow but someone pinched my flute.

let me give the findings

from the youGov poll

don't have highgate tube re windings

this is taking a 24% TFL toll.

even doing your weekly shop

criminal activity is booming

adults can freely sample the grape crop

you no instantly on pic and nic kids are zooming.

proof men are more criminal

woman are 6 % trailing

at 71% its not minimal

judge rinder is not on the dance floor rating.

what about the classes

who dominates the fiddle

don't think anyone has free passes

leading on 78% are those in the middle.

how about a movie

28% have illegally streamed

some may think its harmless and groovy

until like scotty they are up beamed.

onto eating and dinning

restaurants pockets are not filling

22% of the bill we are declining

saying its take away and instead in store chilling.

the young are less moral

falling behind is the over 65's group

but 68% is no floral

its still shocking and needs a sound loop.

supermarkets have themselves to blame

17% refuse to pay for a bag

after scanning yourself you loose shame

was cutting down on staff such a profitable brag.

　

http://news.sky.com/story/three-out-...-poll-10629227

[kirklancaster]

For My Mate Hog:

I'm not saying if I've done this, Hog,
But know a man or two who has.
One diddled his electricity meter
And bragged he was 'Cooking With Gas.

Another was a poor disabled guy
Who was born with an extra leg
And there's no need to tell you Hog,
He was nicknamed 'Jake The Peg'

He wasn't really such a bad guy
'Til he got hammered on the booze,
Then he'd head straight into town
And nick one and half pair of shoes.

But one day he got caught Hog
And asked the cops his fate
“You're bang to rights” the copper said
“You ain't got a leg to stand on mate”.

Then there was another guy I knew
I think he was a bit slack
'Cos his idea of diddling British Rail
Was buying a Return and not coming back.

[T*]

marsh has a micro penis


oh you said microcriminal

[arista]

Loads are on this Site
Hog.


Not me
I respect copyrights

[waterhog]

hi everyone and big hello to my kirky baby - loved that poem and how I wish what you had - humour - that is a great thing to keeps poem great as it always creates a smile.

as for jake - I do understand he had no leg to stand on but your poem compared to mine kirky is flawless so it matter how many legs I have as it will never stand up to yours.

really really enjoy that funny great poem. thank you kirky.

[user104658]

no...

[_Tom_]

In terms of downloading TV shows, music and films - yeah

Oh and once I lied about still being a student to get a student discount at the barbers

Arrest me

[smudgie]

Guilty as charged m'lud.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by _Tom_

In terms of downloading TV shows, music and films - yeah

Oh and once I lied about still being a student to get a student discount at the barbers

Arrest me

you do not need to say anything but anything you do say will be used in the court of thisibigbrother.com