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People actually want a murderer in the house?

Like, seriously?
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A career low? Something to kill the thread? Sure!

September 2022. BBC Four has been decommissioned after allowing a racist five year old to last three weeks on television, and thus the show has been bought by Bravo. In a bizarre ratings grab, they've cast entirely criminal housemates, under the vague illusion this will be a "behind the minds of a killer" style show. A hideous casting error means both innocent and guilty Ian Watkins are invited to take part. H cannot quite grasp what's going on. It's CBB30, anyway.
Cast List

[Marsh is delighted that John Wayne Gacy Jr's entrance music is, indeed, Lady GaGa's "John Wayne]


Week One

[Oh ffs! I think that H's event is the most unpopular one I set, so any chance of a vaguely un-evil winner may have already died.]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Pablo & Annie
Aileen: Dzhokhar & Casey
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Annie: Pol Pot & Karen
Casey: Ian & H (wow she hates that name, huh?)
Charles: Rita & Abu
Dzhokhar: Patty & Amanda
Hannibal: Vee & John Wayne
H From Steps: Pablo & Rolf
Ian: Casey & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Hannibal
Karen: Patty & John Wayne
Lorena: Amanda & Charles
Myra: Charles & Patty
Pablo: H & Abu
Patty: H & Pol Pot
Pol Pot: H & Karen
Rita: Charles & Patty
Rolf: H & Ian (wow Rolf/Casey alliance?)
Vee: H & Hannibal

Nominated: Patty Hearst, H from Steps and Karen Matthews - 3 that didn't actually kill anyone
No Nominations!: Lorena, Aileen & Myra
Evicted: Patty!
[I can't say I feel too strongly about this - she's probably the one y'all know the least about and it's likely she was held in this house against her will anyway.]

Week Two

[OK this got dark quick!]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Hannibal & H
Aileen: Annie & Hannibal
Amanda: Hannibal & Lorena
Annie: Dzhokhar & Karen
Casey: Rolf & H (ok that Casey/Rolf alliance was shortlived)
Charles: Pol Pot & Abu
Dzhokhar: H & Annie
Hannibal: H & Casey
H From Steps: Lorena & Rolf
Ian: Pol Pot & Pablo
John Wayne: Pablo & Hannibal
Karen: Hannibal & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & H
Myra: Casey & Hannibal
Pablo: H & Myra
Pol Pot: Hannibal & Karen
Rita: Karen & H
Rolf: H & Casey
Vee: H & Hannibal

Nominated: H from Steps and Hannibal Lecter - ok but he's bloody fictional! Guys!!!!!
No Nominations!: Amanda, Aileen, Ian, Rita, Charles & Vee
Evicted: Hannibal Lecter!
[He managed to find the one event that was less popular than not being in the Baha Men.]

Week Three

[Considering she only chopped off her hubby's dick and he survived (and allegedly raped her), Lorena would be a semi-rootbale winner I guess? Continue to serve the weird drama, mama!]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Pablo & Rolf
Aileen: Annie & Karen
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Annie: Vee & Karen
Casey: Ian & H (she DESPISES Ian Watkinses!)
Charles: Annie & Abu
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Annie
H From Steps: Casey & Vee
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Annie
Karen: Annie & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & Pol Pot
Myra: Casey & Abu
Pablo: H & John Wayne
Pol Pot: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: H & Casey
Vee: H & Pol Pot

Nominated: H from Steps, Annie Wilkes & Karen Matthews - I didn't like H & Claire either but it was the best work we got after Steps ended ffs!
No Nominations!: Amanda, Aileen, Myra, Rita and Charles
Evicted: H from Steps!
[Gemma Whelan's portrayal of her has really upped Karen Matthew's popularity, it would seem.]

Week Four

[Not sure that's how the game is played but ok]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Pablo & Rolf
Aileen: V & Karen
Amanda: Ian & Rita
Annie: Pablo & Karen
Casey: Pablo & Annie
Charles: Aileen & Annie
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Pablo
John Wayne: Karen & Pablo
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & Amanda
Myra: Casey & Pablo
Pablo: Ian & Abu
Pol Pot: Pablo & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: Vee & Casey
Vee: Rita & Annie

Nominated: Pablo Escobar & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Charles & Myra
Evicted: Pablo Escobar!
[Well they needed him for season 6 of Narcos at the time, tbf.]

Week Five

[Both relatively high on the "probability of Brantsteele events coming true" scale!]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Aileen & Annie
Aileen: Casey & Abu
Amanda: Dzhokhar & Rolf
Annie: Pol Pot & Karen
Casey: Aileen & Annie
Charles: Aileen & Pol Pot
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Annie
Ian: Vee & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Pol Pot
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Pol Pot
Myra: Annie & Abu
Pol Pot: Abu & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: Vee & Dzhokhar
Vee: Rolf & Annie

Nominated: Pol Pot & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Charles, Rita, Amanda & Myra
Evicted: Pol Pot!
[I guess killing roughly 2-3 million people will make you a handful of enemies]

Week Six

[Honestly, this cast is so problematic.]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Aileen & Annie
Aileen: Annie & Charles
Amanda: Dzhokhar & John Wayne
Annie: Aileen & Karen
Casey: Aileen & Rolf
Charles: Aileen & Rolf
Dzhokhar: Vee & Annie
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Casey
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Amanda & Annie
Myra: Charles & Amanda
Rita: Karen & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & John Wayne
Vee: Ian & Annie

Nominated: Aileen Wuornos, Amanda Knox, Karen Matthews & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Myra, Rita & Abu
Evicted: Aileen Wuornos!
[Charlize Theron was present at her eviction.]

Week Seven

[YAAAAAAAS "Rita"!]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Myra & Charles
Amanda: Rolf & Ian
Annie: Dzhokhar & Karen
Casey: Amanda & Rolf
Charles: Myra & Abu
Dzhokhar: Annie & Ian
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Annie & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Annie
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & Vee
Vee: Abu & Annie

Nominated: Amanda Knox & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Rita & Casey
Evicted: Annie Wilkes!
[Fictional goddess]

Week Eight

[Some friendly banter between the two least problematic girlies (bar Rita)!]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Casey & Vee
Amanda: Casey & Dzhokhar
Casey: Vee & Amanda
Charles: Rolf & Abu
Dzhokhar: Casey & Abu
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Casey & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & John Wayne
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & Dzhokhar
Vee: Abu & Karen

Nominated: Amanda Knox, Vee from OITNB, Abu Hamza & Casey Anthony!
No Nominations!: Lorena, Rita, Myra & Ian
Evicted: Casey Anthony!
[finding it difficult to make lighthearted remarks about the evictions of child-murderers tbh!]

Week Nine

[The wobble-board version of City of Stars is a real treat, let me tell you]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Abu: Myra & Vee
Amanda: Ian & Dzhokhar
Charles: Lorena & Abu
Dzhokhar: Rolf & Abu
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & Amanda
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & John Wayne
Vee: Abu & Ian

Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Abu Hamza!
No Nominations!: Just Rita Repulsa! QUEEN
Evicted: Abu Hamza!
[Amanda is getting off scot-fre- nope that's a tasteless joke]

Week Ten

[I don't quite know what to say to that]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Charles: Lorena & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Charles
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Amanda
Karen: Amanda & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & Amanda
Myra: Vee & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Charles
Rolf: Charles & Dzhokhar
Vee: John Wayne & Ian

Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Charles Manson!
No Nominations!: Rita, Myra & Karen
Evicted: Charles Manson!
[Honestly, Amanda is picking off the men with deadly preci-nope still not a tasteful joke]

Week Eleven

[These two are BRINGING IT ]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Vee & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Amanda
Myra: Vee & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Rolf
Rolf: Ian & Amanda
Vee: John Wayne & Ian

Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Ian Watkins vs. Vee from OITNB!
No Nominations!: Myra, Lorena, Rita & Dzhokhar
Evicted: Ian Watkins!
[He is later mortified to discover not a single bit of promo was given to lostprophets during his entire tenure.]

Week Twelve

[Not sure that's how you win a redemption edit, Mr. Gacy Jr.]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Amanda: John Wayne & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
John Wayne: Amanda & Karen
Karen: Amanda & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Amanda
Myra: John Wayne & Amanda
Rita: Myra & Amanda
Rolf: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Vee: John Wayne & Dzhokhar

Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Vee, Lorena & Rita (wow come on top 3?)
Evicted: Amanda Knox!
[Wtf does John Wayne Gacy have to do to get evicted around here?!]

Week Thirteen

[Not the showmance]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Lorena
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Vee & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Myra: John Wayne & Vee
Rita: Dzhokhar & Rolf
Rolf: John Wayne & Rita
Vee: John Wayne & Dzhokhar

Nominated: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Just Myra Hindley
Evicted: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev!
[It didn't help that Emma Willis couldn't pronounce his name properly.]

Week Fourteen

[I cannot believe Karen Matthews is getting the Helen Wood edit]
Nominations
Spoiler:

John Wayne: Vee & Karen
Karen: Lorena & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Rolf
Myra: John Wayne & Vee
Rita: John Wayne & Vee
Rolf: John Wayne & Karen
Vee: John Wayne & Myra

Nominated: Yvonne 'Vee' Parker vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Just Rita Repulsa! <3
Evicted: John Wayne Gacy Jr!
[As if it takes a series of criminals for there to be a final 6 with five women.]

Week Fifteen

[The worrying thing is I'm still unsure if I'm #TeamNatalie here]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Karen: Lorena & Vee
Lorena: Rita & Karen
Myra: Karen & Vee
Rita: Lorena & Karen
Rolf: Myra & Karen
Vee: Rolf & Karen

Nominated: Yvonne 'Vee' Parker vs. Karen Matthews vs. Lorena Bobbitt
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Karen Matthews!
[I guess that BOTS reception last week was shortlived.]

Week Sixteen

[Not a brilliant penultimate week]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Lorena: Rolf & Myra
Myra: Lorena & Rolf
Rita: Myra & Rolf
Rolf: Myra & Rita
Vee: Rolf & Myra

Nominated: Rolf Harris vs. Myra Hindley - omfg not my top 3 all nominating the exact same way <3333333333
No Nominations!: Vee Parker
Evicted: Myra Hindley!
[I guess there're still some fans of Rolf Harris out there.]

Week Seventeen

[Not an expected choice, I must admit]
Nominations
Spoiler:

Lorena: Rolf & Vee
Rita: Lorena & Rolf
Rolf: Lorena & Vee
Vee: Rolf & Rita

Nominated: Rolf Harris vs. Vee Parker vs. Lorena Bobbitt - ok at least Rita is a finalist <3
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Rolf Harris!
[Wow. Wow. An actually-ok final 3. Even in this series. Wow.]

Finale


omg come through RITA!!!!!



Oh well at least it was close

Series Popularity

[I. CANNOT. @ H from Steps being less popular on launch night than 2 paedophiles, all of the serial killers bar Eileen, a Cambodian dictator and the Boston Marathon bomber.]
[Pol Pot had a curious amount of popularity didn't he? Perhaps they thought he was Paul Potts.]
[This is the first time, I think, that the three finalists have been the three most popular HMs at the end of the series.]
[The least popular event was John Wayne Gacy Jr. ranting about Oscar Pistorious, as it cost him 23pts.]
[The most popular event was Rita Repulsa telling Ian Watkins to do one in Week 1, as it saw her launch popularity rise from 38 to 68 (aka 30pts)!


Statistics
Most Nominations: John Wayne Gacy Jr. (41), Karen Matthews (40), Amanda Knox (39)
Fewest Nominations: Patty Hearst (4), Rita Repulsa (7)
Most Evictions Survived: Amanda Knox (6), Vee (5)
Never Up for Eviction: Rita Repulsa!
Highest Eviction Percentage: 92% for Myra Hindley vs. Rolf Harris. Annie Wilkes was not far behind on 91% against Amanda Knox.
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 50.9% for Amanda Knox vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr. Aileen Wuornos getting 36% against 3 others is pretty close, too.

Makes the Highlights Six Times: Rita Repulsa and Lorena Bobbitt
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Charles Manson
Makes the Highlights Four Times: John Wayne Gacy Jr.
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Amanda Knox, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Karen Matthews and Yvonne 'Vee' Parker
Makes the Highlights Twice: Hannibal Lecter, H from Steps, Casey Anthony, Myra Hindley and Rolf Harris
Makes the Highlights Once: Pol Pot, Aileen Wuornos, Annie Wilkes and Ian Watkins
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Patty Hearst, Pablo Escobar and Abu Hamza


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