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No, its a pretty clever joke. 3 60.00%
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Old 15-04-2017, 10:14 AM #1
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my girlfriend is just back from the doctors he doesnt know if its alzeimhers or aids doctor said drop her four miles from your house if she comes home dont shag her .
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Neither. It's ****.
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What did any of us do to deserve this joke?
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It's not the best i've heard.
I'd get banned for most of my jokes.
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You lost me at "my girlfriend"
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It's not the best i've heard.
I'd get banned for most of my jokes.
Pm me some.
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Girls cant get aids. only gays.
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quick to understand, learn, and devise or apply ideas; intelligent.

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a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
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Neither. It's ****.
Thats what i said when i got told it last night.
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You're a sick sick bitch
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You lost me at "my girlfriend"
me too.....................i've never had a girlfriend

as to the joke..............................it failed pretty miserably on the
sickometer

.................bring on your funniest grubbiest lowest jokes...............

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I don't understand. Is this a sick jokes thread, or a bad jokes thread?
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Neither. It's ****.
This really ^

It's just not funny really, not because it's sick, it's just unfunny
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This really ^

It's just not funny really, not because it's sick, it's just unfunny
The debate isnt if its funny though fgs.
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Why would you want it deleted precious, is it cause i posted it?
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Why would you want it deleted precious, is it cause i posted it?
no because of the following reasons
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-there is nothing to debate bc the joke wasn't funny or controversial
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no because of the following reasons
-the joke wasn't funny to start with
-there is nothing to debate bc the joke wasn't funny or controversial
Theres nothing to debate cause its been shut down by simpletons more worried about how funny the joke isnt than the actual thing offered for debate.
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Being controversial about aids, is this 1985?

At least throw in a couple of trans-people lines to freshen it up a bit.
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