[Shaun]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...ded-in-bahamas

A luxury music festival in the Bahamas, with tickets costing up to $12,000 (£9,200), has now been officially postponed after reports of no security and cancelled flights.

Fyre Festival, co-organised by Ja Rule, promised a "cultural moment created from a blend of music, art and food".

Tickets included a flight from Miami, a stay in a "geodesic dome" and activities including yoga and kayaking.

Festival-goers have described the event as a "complete disaster".

Now organisers have officially cancelled the event.

I won't post the article in full bc it is long but omg it is wild

[Jake.]

This sounds good

-books a ticket-

[Cal.]

I was screaming my Tits off at the ****ing slices of cheese on bread with salad in a box

[Jordan.]

Screaming at them chained shut in the airport and tweeting for help

[Jordan.]

I need to stop reading all the jokes about this on twitter cause I'm about to start shrieking in public

[Jake.]

Not a plain salad and two slices of bread