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Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

I once accidentally grabbed a birds boob at work and she slapped me.It was an honest mistake

"Accidentally"

To be fair one of my mates at school was balancing on a kerb, started falling backwards into a road and full on grabbed a girl's boob to balance himself. I 90% believe it was an accident because he went ****ing beetroot when he realised what he was holding onto . To think, if she hadn't been so well endowed, he might have died .