[Jason.]

I'm saving Justine because she shares the same name as kween Justine Littlewood.

Darnell Swallow

BB9 is one of those series where the people you were rooting for initially end up being just as awful as the people you were rooting against and Darnell is the perfect example to support the above statement. So Darnell started off perfectly fine at first and I didn't really mind him. Well at least, I think I didn't (it's been almost ten years and I'm in desperate need of a BB9 re-watch, which probably won't happen anytime soon.) He was incredibly righteous during Spitgate, which is something you can't say for pretty much everyone else that was involved, so fair play to him for that.

But the main reason why I find Darnell so abhorrent was because he starred in a sex tape with Billi Bhatti. No really, I could just end this write-up now because that pretty much tells you all you need to know about this pond life. His disgusting treatment of Sara, like that time he called her the biggest slut in the house or a gold digger, and a really bad one at that because she's an "ugly bitch" or when he DEMANDED her cook him a meal only to immediately throw it out in front of her. His descent into misogynistic, insecure, self-pitying, sack of shit all because Sara supposedly "led" him on when she touched his forearm playfully that one time or s/t just made the latter half of BB9 sooo ****ing insufferable to watch and it didn't help that we had to put up with him until the ****ing end. WELL NO, NOT THIS TIME. PISS OFF!

[Babayaro.]

• Saved Jonny

• Eliminated Luke

I saved Jonny because from the list of people nominated, he is easily one of the more pleasant housemates and was actually alright during BB3.



Entering the house, it was clear to see that Luke would be this year's "aww isn't he lovely/harmless' type of housemate (Is that even a thing) and he was actually pretty likeable for the first week or so. He played his (small) part in the launch night task well enough, and his friendship with Mario was an unexpected, yet pleasant one. He could be quite funny as well, to be fair - often making quick-witted, sarcastic remarks. However, his downfall came when a) he, along with Mario and others who I can't remember, started the whole "Rachael can't be this nice" routine () and b) his alignment with Bex, which was a shit showmance btw and totally not unique/cute like the media would have you believe.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, after about 3/4 weeks, all he spent his time doing was hating on Rachael (and Rex??) and gradually turning into one of the biggest bitches the show has ever seen. He ruined his chances and probably would have gone quite far (8 weeks is good I suppose) had he stayed away from Bex and stuck to his funny sarcastic put-downs and not the irritating little terror he became. I do appreciate him as a housemate though, and actually think he was one of the better ones that year, but he did annoy me quite a lot, so he had to go. He shouldn't be out this early, however.

P.S. He surely has to have one of the most painfully annoying accents anyone's ever had on the show??

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I'm saving Justine because she shares the same name as kween Justine Littlewood.

Darnell Swallow

BB9 is one of those series where the people you were rooting for initially end up being just as awful as the people you were rooting against and Darnell is the perfect example to support the above statement. So Darnell started off perfectly fine at first and I didn't really mind him. Well at least, I think I didn't (it's been almost ten years and I'm in desperate need of a BB9 re-watch, which probably won't happen anytime soon.) He was incredibly righteous during Spitgate, which is something you can't say for pretty much everyone else that was involved, so fair play to him for that.

But the main reason why I find Darnell so abhorrent was because he starred in a sex tape with Billi Bhatti. No really, I could just end this write-up now because that pretty much tells you all you need to know about this pond life. His disgusting treatment of Sara, like that time he called her the biggest slut in the house or a gold digger, and a really bad one at that because she's an "ugly bitch" or when he DEMANDED her cook him a meal only to immediately throw it out in front of her. His descent into misogynistic, insecure, self-pitying, sack of shit all because Sara supposedly "led" him on when she touched his forearm playfully that one time or s/t just made the latter half of BB9 sooo ****ing insufferable to watch and it didn't help that we had to put up with him until the ****ing end. WELL NO, NOT THIS TIME. PISS OFF!

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[Macie Lightfoot]

280. Kimberly "Kisselovich" (BB15 - 11th Place)



yikes! I'm actually surprised that I'm cutting Kimberly this early but alas, I cannot pass on the opportunity to **** on her. Remember the early weeks of BB15 where SHE was going to be the next Third Place Goddess? When she was rational and neutral but still a force for good? When she was actually intriguing with her Playboy model status but impressive education, to the point where when Helen was revealing her prostitution past to Ash we heard Kimberly in the background describing her favorite poem (still dying to know what it is)? Well, unfortunately, the old Kimberly can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's DEAD.

What is there to even say about the downward spiral of Kimberly? Like, after a toxic relationship full of emotional abuse and passive-aggressive clinginess and gross sexcapades, a possible ectopic pregnancy that pulled her from the game literally one day after ****ing DANIELLE was evicted, and group plastic surgery abroad (?!?!?!), I think the whole Steven and Kimberly thing is well-documented. Maybe more so on Steven's part because he's a ****ing abhorrent creature, but we all know how sad it was for Kimberly to low herself to that and pretty much become a mail-order bride slash indentured servant to the Goode family. Alpha became beta, strong independent women became trapped in manipulative quicksand and emotional blackmail, and it became super easy to forget that she had any redeeming qualities in the first place. Poor Kim, indeed.