[Black Dagger]

Save Aaron and cut Joel.

[Jake.]

Save Simone, cut Sam Pepper

[RileyH]

Save Marc and Cut Rex

[Babayaro.]

Final Pass - Marcus Akin

Eliminated - Ryan Ruckledge

I gave Marcus the final pass because he is a top 10 housemate???



What a tragedy. I mean, what a sorry, sorry state. Ryan was an absolute weapon in the house and continues to be outside of it, mainly on Twitter. To be fair, he could be a little bit funny, but that was more in a messy way if anything. He was a gobby little shit who was so desperate for his 15 minutes of fame and generally just a dick. He stormed into the house like the moron he is, exposing himself as not being a new housemate like he was instructed to do, and went straight for fellow twat Sam. I mean, if you make me side with Sam, then you must be a total fanny. Like his boyfriend Hughie, he was an argumentative terror and wasn't even good at it lol. His eviction was hilarious though as it was the perfect way for him to go.

[Daniel-X]

Who's left for me to choose from?

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Macie's nominations are in...




Aaron (BB12) - Biannca (BB15) - Dexter (BB14) - Freddie (BB10) - Hazel (BB14) - Joel (BB16) - Kieran (BB18) - Marc (BB16) - Marcus (BB10)
Mario (BB11) - Matthew (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rex (BB9) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Siavash (BB10) - Simone (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Save Ziggy bc he's sexeh and cut Dexter

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Macie's nominations are in...




Aaron (BB12) - Biannca (BB15) - Dexter (BB14) - Freddie (BB10) - Hazel (BB14) - Joel (BB16) - Kieran (BB18) - Marc (BB16) - Marcus (BB10)
Mario (BB11) - Matthew (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rex (BB9) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Siavash (BB10) - Simone (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

What a sorry bunch to choose from. This'll take a bit

[Epic.]

Oh mess I'll wait till the list is updated

(would've saved joel though)

[Babayaro.]

Why do you always have to wait until the list is updated lol? Can you not see who has and who hasn't been saved?

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Why do you always have to wait until the list is updated lol? Can you not see who has and who hasn't been saved?

No because the list has to be updated first cause I haven't been able to keep track of who to save and cut. That okay enough for ya, MARC???

[Babayaro.]

Why haven't you been able to keep track?

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

what a waste

DON'T start gobbing off at me!

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Final pass Biannca cut Kieran!

Saved/final passed Biannca because she was an absolute ****ing scream and idc I have like 3 out there opinions and the fact she's a legend is one of them

Kieran Lee



My third BB18 victim I believe? Anyway Kieran was boring as hell from what we saw in the highlights (I'm sure Kieran is your bloody 'dude' Raph but this is MY write up) but kind of a stud until we learned he was riddled with STDs and proud of it? Anyhow Kieran was a blatant bore and the casting team knew it but he was good looking and had been on Ex on the Beach (and not made any impact AT ALL) so of course he was selected as a housemate. He entered as part of the most unusual duo set up of the series with him and Rebecca Jane being employee and boss respectively who were also ****ing and that's without mentioning they ran a honey trapping company which they totally just exposed on national television (well as national as 800k viewers on Channel 5 at 10:30 PM some nights can be) and seemed like a pretty decent guy at first.

(I recall myself saying I wouldn't mind him winning which definitely seemed certain in the early weeks since he was the only housemate who wasn't a **** or disliked by the public for voting for Trump and being a game player or having a vagina) However, once Isabelle came in, that all changed. He knew Isabelle on the outside and did nothing to defend her from the house and let the ostracising behaviour go on and didn't really use his ability as a 'strong muscular man' to diffuse the fight night situation and kind of just protested to Hannah that he did attempt to break the violence up (which he didn't from what I saw or maybe half heartedly did anyway) when she confronted him for sitting on the fence whilst Lotan was being aggressive to some of the women of the house.

Anyway, he fell out of favour with the public in the later weeks and ended up managing less than 2% of the vote to win and left out of the back door when they chose to stand behind Tom as their straight white male stud. He wasn't totally offensive but yeah, a nothing housemate although somehow he seems to have possibly been my most extensive write up yet? Maybe. Idk.

[Jake.]

I’m saving Simone ‘cause I’m jus’ being nice!



233rd Place: Sam Pepper


A fitting t-shirt you might say, given that the majority of people with half a brain cell have been attempting to ignore him (and other desperately unfunny social media wankers such as Dapper Laughs) for the past three or so years.

Idk what there is to say about Sam (where his BB stint is concerned). He entered at an incredibly late stage in the series where we’d already had what seemed like 50 new additions swan in, wound up Josie for a few weeks (probably gaining her even more public support in the process) and was evicted before the final.

I’m sure he counts as being a “big character” in the final weeks but he wasn’t actually a good one. Oh and I seem to remember his testicles going in Josie’s mouth or something? So there’s that too.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Macie's nominations are in...




Aaron (BB12) - Biannca (BB15) - Dexter (BB14) - Freddie (BB10) - Hazel (BB14) - Joel (BB16) - Kieran (BB18) - Marc (BB16) - Marcus (BB10)
Mario (BB11) - Matthew (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rex (BB9) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Siavash (BB10) - Simone (BB18) - Ziggy (BB8)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Saved Hazel, axed Mario
Babayaro - FP Marcus, axed Ryan
Jason - Saved Freddie, axed Matthew
Cal. - FP Biannca, axed Kieran
Lucas - Saved Aaron, axed Joel
Jake - Saved Simone, axed Sam
Riley - Saved Marc, axed Rex
Daniel-X - Saved Ziggy, axed Dexter
RobertC - Saved Mo, axed Siavash

Just got in from work - your two left to play with, Robert, are Siavash and Mo

[Epic.]

Cut Siavash Save Mo i guess. Really don't like both though

[Shaun]

Waiting on writeups about Mo, Matthew, Joel, Dexter and Rex before we can continue!

(and indeed mine which I shall do today!)

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Waiting on writeups about Mo, Matthew, Joel and Rex before we can continue!

(and indeed mine which I shall do today!)

I cut Siavash. Not Mo.

[Shaun]

Either or!

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Saved Hazel because she was excellent and this forum's love of Gina/resulting "siding with her" re: Hazel is corrupt and weird

#238 - Mario Mugan (BB11)


Moley Mario - even the name alone conjures dark memories of Dave the Monk continually calling him it in a cartoony sort of way - ruined BB11 for me LONG before the quadruple eviction could.

OK so TiBB in 2010 - we'd just joined the new servers so the forum itself was in an unsteady shift of format, we were just getting over the words "u2u" becoming "PM" and "karma" being axed entirely - was a very dark place. Stacey was Stacey, Scott was Scott, and there were two hundred other trolls that make Adam and Nicky look positively delightful! But there was one member - Malza, a German woman - who was absolutely obsessed with Mario Mugan. Like, 10x the levels Vanessa has for her crush of the series. And the sheer memory of this alone is further compounding my hatred for Mario.

He was a snivelling, creepy, obsessed-with-Ben little rodent (mole joke aside) and didn't contribute anything witty or funny or even memorable to the series and ultimately coasted through to 3rd place for no good ****ing reason. I just can't. I hate him. If you want a skin-crawlingly awkward and unfunny 2 minutes have sex with Marc watch this:

Youtube video

bone app the teeth!

[Epic.]

What the **** did i just watch

[RileyH]

Mario wasn't that bad imo

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

Mario wasn't that bad imo

Yeah I agree. Far worse still to **** off

[Babayaro.]

Nnnn BYE

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Save Aaron and cut Joel.

Joel (what is his last name again)

He is literally just ToryJoel on Twitter and if that isn't enough to make you want him to fall down a ****ing well and rot then well I have no hope for you. This tedious closet case and his scooter can piss off back to where they came from. One of those housemates that Raph obnoxiously likes simply because the flag of his origin has a flag on it. Who gives a ****? Get out the house. He literally got touched up by Aaron and proceeded to get him ejected because he made out it was worse than being shot in the face or whatever and well he's just a tit and terrible. Boring and lacking in any susbtance. The ultimate irritant and thank god Chloe stopped him because he'd have been the worst male winner of all time. Go and starve more children x