[Jake.]

197th Place: Joe-John Daniel "JJ" Bird


I understand that when a fresh bunch of nominations come through, your first instinct is to cull the biggest twat or most horrid or most obnoxious person which is fine. However, the deadwood also must get chopped from time to time, before we're left with a top 50 compromising of different variations of Ready Salted crisps.

Because having someone in BB11 with the initials JJ wasn't already enough, they stuck in another one as a late entrant. I can't remember all that much about Joe-John (other than his kiss with Coirin and that he was a boxer) so he obviously made a lasting impression. He made the final and finished 4th and was simply just "ok" (much like the series he was in).

I know what you're thinking: his name is as ridiculous as his placing in this countdown. You're not wrong, which is why it's time for him to go.