[Shaun]

We're just waiting on Daniel-X and Cal now for their Narinder/Nadia writeups respectively, so RileyH - you can now send me what will be the game's FINAL nominations

[RileyH]

working on my noms now

[RileyH]

That was WAY harder than I expected

[Daniel-X]

Narinder Kaur:


The OG 'BB bitch' Narinder probably deserves a higher placing but I wasn't left with much choice (thanks a ****ing lot Marc), so it was time to give the girl her marching orders out the game. From what I gather, Narinder was sort of the defining character of her series because she caused most of the drama and trouble,. She was also Brian Dowling's BFF but because Narinder was a WOC Brian was a guy, she kinda took most of the flack for being part of a bitching coven with him, and was evicted really early on while Brian went on to win. She released a juicy book (I think Cal might've read it idk) spilling all the gossip on behind the scenes of BB, which idk is kinda sexy? And she's still Brian's best friend so that's kinda sexy too?

Idk this woman and it's blatantly obvious. She also seems to get better and better looking with age.

[Shaun]

THE FINAL ROUND! IT'S HERE!




Aaron (BB12) - Adele (BB3) - Belinda (BB9) - Ben (BB11) - Craig (BB6) - Danielle (BB15) - Laura (BB17) - Marcus (BB10) - Mario (BB9)
Mark (BB15) - Mary (BB6) - Melanie (BB1) - Nicky (BB8) - Nikki (BB7) - Sara (BB9) - Stuart (BB5) - Sukhvinder (BB18) - Sunshine (BB11)

Get eliminating and saving now! Cal. can vote once we have a Nadia Almada writeup!

[Shaun]

Saved Craig and not at all in A JOKING WAY

40th: Nicky Maxwell (BB8)


OK so BB8 was my first series with TiBB so I guess it's fitting that I get to finish off the writeups with one of its housemates.

It's honestly a little bit surprising the icon status she's accumulated over the years because from what I remember posting about and watching on here... Nicky factored in very little at all. I know the "token grump" role is a little 2D to describe her every facet, but I can't picture her...happy? Sad? Just constantly pissed off. And whilst I'm sure that was entertaining in hindsight - at least considerably more so than the twins' playground games, Brian being unable to spell and Gerry having a daily meltdown - it just didn't captivate me at the time and so I feel she had to be kicked from the game before she earned a very undeserved top 10 placing.

[Jason.]

Save Adele, cut Mario

[Black Dagger]

I shall save Sunshine and cut Mary

[Black Dagger]

What a woeful set of noms.

[Jake.]

Save Suk cut Marcus

[Babayaro.]

Save Aaron cut Nikki

[Jason.]

oop

[Shaun]

The following housemates have made it to the final round without a SINGLE nomination. Clap for these hookers

[Babayaro.]

Anna ruins it bc idkha

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Xmas_Pudding

Save Aaron cut Nikki

I can't stand you at all

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Saint Nicola

I can't stand you at all

Get him!

[Shaun]

Nadia has been cut for nothing </3333333333

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Saint Nicola

I can't stand you at all

Join the club luv

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Kylie Christmas

Join the club luv

**** off cretin

[Cal.]

Nadia Almada



A tragic cut but one I had to make all the same to save our Nikki (although Marc is an absolute bastard and cut her anyway now). Nadia is the most legendary BB winner of all time in pretty much everybody's view (Her legacy is greater than that of our Helly Woo Woo whom is my personal favourite Big Brother winner with Nadia just trailing behind) and her arc in the Big Brother house is rather beautiful. She entered the house and chose to keep her status as a transgender a secret from the rest of her housemates and for the most part I think none of them were suspicious or anything (I do recall some comments being made among the men but I don't recall the exact details of who said what and the severity of them etc). She formed an iconic friendship group with Emma, Michelle and Marco and together the foursome were the 'Lip Gloss Bitches' whom are like the greatest BB friendship ever. They were kind of the entertainers of the house because the other housemates liked to sit around and talk about the game (their rival group, 'The Jungle Cats') or were just generally normal people (Vanessa, Dan and Shell for example) and this ended up making things in the house rather hostile and of course resulted in Fight Night after Emma & Michelle returned from being fake evicted yada yada yada we all know this.

But what makes Nadia such a great housemate to me is the way she carries herself. She manages to make melting down on trashy reality television look glamorous. What other woman could sob in the diary room about not having cigarettes or scream and square up to other men and still look like such a lady? She had some generally heart warming moments (and these are a credit to her other housemates also) like when some arsehole decided to shout over the wall that she was a man whilst she was sat outside with Dan and he pretended not to hear them and when Bekki entered and promised her that she would not tell the rest of the house even though she knew that Nadia was a transgender which was absolutely lovely. I'm also OBSESSED with the moment they all did a talent show (I think it was early on actually as quite a lot of them were still in the house) and she came out in THAT black dress and imitated Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday <3 And the fact she wore that black dress underneath a white dressing gown every week until she got evicted which wasn't actually her eviction but actually her winner's moment which just leads me onto what is probably one of most people on this website's favourite moments which is when Nadia leaves the house after winning and just takes in all the acceptance and love from the crowd and even now watching it on YouTube you can literally feel the energy of it all and it's just so lovely to see her feel accepted and loved for who she is Marco and Emma sobbing and holding each other as she left the house Her shaking her little arms not knowing what to do with herself screaming thank you to the crowd who are screaming in adoration Absolutely lovely. Warms the cockles!

Post show she enjoyed a sexy media career, appeared in a Kit Kat advert with Anthony and Craig and managed to live in the BB Australia house in the final week I recall. She also returned for UBB but honestly, the less said about that the better because it's just horrible. A legendary BBUK housemate and an amazing winner!

[Babayaro.]

*titters in la corner*

[Cal.]

Save Virgin Danielle and cut Chicken Stu </3 (I actually like him but don't wanna cut the rest)

[Daniel-X]

Save Laura, cut Mark

[Cal.]

Chicken Stuart Wilson



I'm just the bloody Big Brother 5 ripper these days aren't I? Don't get me wrong I really liked Stu and his showmance with our Michelle Bass but I didn't want to cut everybody else still in and I heard Melanie is an iconic housemate so didn't really want to cut her and have nothing to say about her because I haven't seen her series but whatever. Stu was in an interesting position in the BB5 house because he actually belonged to ALL three groups of housemates in that series. He was an ally of the Lip Gloss Bitches due to his relationship with Michelle, he was friends with all the Jungle Cats and was really close to them but then he himself belonged to the group in the middle of the house that didn't really have a group assigned to themselves along with Dan, Vanessa, Shell and Bekki along the series. He played Switzerland a lot and never took sides but his relationship with Michelle was just amazing to watch because of how much of a bunny boiler Michelle was (and obviously he gained infamy as Chicken Stu because she repeatedly used the term of endearment chicken to address him). I remember when he was getting close to Shell and every time Michelle would catch them together she'd make the same tired joke she'd made countless times about how Shell was stealing her man and it was really awkward because she made the joke SO many times and it really wasn't a joke because she was actually REALLY bothered about it but didn't want to make out she was bothered <3 He and Michelle are also part of the iconic episode where Michelle made them a little fort underneath the dinner table and they had sex and it was all really lovely because Davina fawned over it all. Anyway, Stu was a really nice guy and he got evicted out of the diary room a few days before the final with the least votes to win and it was a really evil twist to fit with the evil BB that year. So long, Chicken Stu!

[Cal.]

Oh and obviously he was the reason NO NAKED JACUZZINESS was shouted