[jaxie]

Dreadful evil farmers who sit in their Meadows all day in a deck chair while the rest of us struggle!

I know we can all start to keep a cow like the old days in the front garden or on tower block balconies! Then the supermarkets can do away with the pittance they pay farmers for milk altogether! And we can throw all the **** out onto unsuspecting passers by. Garde loo!

[Livia]

Originally Posted by jaxie

Dreadful evil farmers who sit in their Meadows all day in a deck chair while the rest of us struggle!

I know we can all start to keep a cow like the old days in the front garden or on tower block balconies! Then the supermarkets can do away with the pittance they pay farmers for milk altogether! And we can throw all the **** out onto unsuspecting passers by. Garde loo!

Is that what you people south of the Thames do? I find it easy to believe. :-)

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Livia

Is that what you people south of the Thames do? I find it easy to believe. :-)

Yeah but I'm having trouble getting enough grass onto the patio to feed the cow. It doesn't grow fast enough. The **** pile grows faster.

OP can come round and milk it if she likes.