[user104658]

Here's the worst part:

Even when you meet the love of your life, your "forever person", it's still ****ing hard work being in love . Then you hit your 30's and develop a real sense of mortality and get hit with the realisation that ONE OF YOU is definitely going to die first, and you hope it's going to be you because you don't think you could deal with the pain, but then you also love them and don't want them to have that pain either, so you just make a suicide pact, and then you make a cult and get loads more people to join the suicide pact, and then you think "hell, the world isn't do great at the moment" so you and your suicide cult make a deal with a great demon to end the entire world when you commit your mass suicide, but the demon is a trickster and is not to be trusted, and you end up being approached by ANOTHER demon who wants to involve you all in a plot to overthrow the first demon, but you just want to watch Friends on Netflix and eat supernoodles, so you don't do any of it.