[Amy Jade]

Is the unseen footage Caitlin dragging us all?

[Cal.]

Will posted 'the beginning is the end' again today btw so obvs Caitlin is the winner but she went as the first eliminee for a 'secrets and lies' twist thing

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Will.

Tonight is a special show which will see unseen footage revealed which didn't make it to the episode last night.

Not bathroom footage of me I WAS INSPECTING THE SHOWER MASSAGER AND THE HANDLE BROKE AND THAT'S JUST WHERE IT HAPPENED TO LAND, OKAAAAAY

[Amy Jade]

She'll leave Kirk in a few months to run off with his housekeeper Juanita

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

Will posted 'the beginning is the end' again today btw so obvs Caitlin is the winner but she went as the first eliminee for a 'secrets and lies' twist thing

Maybe Caitlin is another Bachelor

[Amy Jade]

Maybe Caitlin is picking one of us to go?

[Will.]

Shall we hear some information about The Bachelor:

[Jamie89]

I Caitlin tbh

[Amy Jade]

This best be done by 10 I need my fix of Tiff haha

[Will.]

How old are you? I do not want to say, but I did attend Primary School with Moses.

What part of the USA are you from? I'm from Kentucky originally but moved to Maryland shortly after puberty, because I really fancied living in a Land full of Mary's.

What sort of lifestyle do you lead? My friends say I live a lifestyle to envy, but that's only because most of them use zimmer frames and suffer from senile dementia. I'm lucky really, because I want for nothing and there is nothing I really want. When I was younger I burnt the candle at both ends, but I got fed up of getting my fingers burnt.

What are you looking for in a contestant?
They must be physically attractive and have a great personality, but more than anything, they must have a sense of humour, be highly intelligent and love loads of sex.

What would make you select someone as your wife?
If they ticked all the boxes above yet still retained enough vulnerability to NEED me to depend upon and to protect them.

Will you be brutal with the contestant's?
Yes - if brutality is called for - but ALWAYS administered with HUMOUR.

Are you going to play the game tactically?
Yes.

What is your dream girl?
I love ALL women, but as stated; physically attractive, intelligent and well educated girls who have a great sense of humour float my boat.

Do you like woman younger or older than you?
I have NEVER been with any woman from my own age group - always at least 20 years younger - so I am incredibly lucky that I do not look anywhere near my real age, and I am still fit and active, and still attractive to younger women.
Brunette or blonde? Does not matter.

[kirklancaster]

Sorry I am late, I have been visiting.

I am here now and Ready and Willing and Able.

[Cal.]

Hi angel x

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Will.

What are you looking for in a contestant?
They must be physically attractive and have a great personality, but more than anything, they must have a sense of humour, be highly intelligent and love loads of sex.

I've called a taxi for the rest of you.

[Will.]

Shall we meet The Bachelor maid - Juanita:

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

I've called a taxi for the rest of you.

I'm pretty sure that says 'They MUST be physically attractive' honey, it's a shame you got your hopes up tho

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

Hi angel x

Well.....Hello....Sugar Panties.

[Will.]

Juanita is a fierce bitch who takes no ****:

[Will.]

About Amy Jade:

What is you name and age?
Mitzeee Montrisse and I am 19 years old

What part of the USA are you from?
Los Angeles California

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
I'm daddy's little princess, blowing a grand on a pair of Choo's is like NOTHING to me! I demand the best and I always get it.

Are you a wealthy chick?
Daddy is.

Are you an aggressive chick?
No. Peace & Love

Do you have a game plan?
Show the tits get the $$$

Why are you going on The Bachelor?
To meet Mr. Right, I'm sick of the guys just a want me for my looks, what's inside matters too, right?

What are you best qualities?
I'm smart, fun and I am very honest!

Are you a team player?
Yeah...but like I matter most!

What would you do to win?

Anything.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

I've called a taxi for the rest of you.

No need honey - I have my own chaffeur driven limo. A Rolls Canardley - it rolls down hills and can ardley get up them.

[Will.]

Ladies tonight has been a secret, and where there's a lie, there's a secret.

[Cal.]

Ladies...



Me and the Bachelor x

[Will.]

It's time for the Rose Ceremony, tonight is an elimination:

[Cal.]

Why did we get info on Amy Jade randomly? Like anyone wants to hear about that dumb slut

[Will.]

How the Rose Ceremony works:

Kirk will PM the image the below to the contestants he wants to stay in the game, the contestant/s who do not receive the rose will be eliminated from the game.

Contestants who receive the rose must post the image on the thread.

[Amy Jade]

Kirk do you see how I get treated? It's very upsetting