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28-09-2005, 06:54 PM
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28-09-2005, 07:34 PM
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sunderland are selling tickets for the arsenal game chep chep cheap
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28-09-2005, 07:43 PM
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Yeah Ill prob ask if some1 else will do it I wont get another chance till Christmas otherwise
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28-09-2005, 09:54 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Hey everyone.. well, I say that, except that nobody is here.. ho hum.. however,, I am just hanging around.. I have been attending to all things technical tonight... and will soon be offline to watch Lost on E4.
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29-09-2005, 09:20 AM
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Wooo Hooo my home team the Newcastle Vipers (ice hockey) beat the Edinburgh Capitals 9 - 0 last night. The only bummer is I couldnt make it to the game
 but will be there is fine voice on Sunday night.
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29-09-2005, 05:04 PM
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Good thankies Nicola!
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29-09-2005, 05:41 PM
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Lost him?
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29-09-2005, 05:47 PM
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What? I don't understand...
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29-09-2005, 06:22 PM
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Why's he left? The transfer window is closed so did you release him then?
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30-09-2005, 10:53 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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dammit,, my topic hath slipeth down to the bottom of the pile.. ok,, now for a resurrection and a wee joke...
Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife ************************************************** ******** Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born 'Carla'. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! |
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30-09-2005, 10:54 PM
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*points at joke and gives it a knighthood* That cheered me up Stropz! 
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30-09-2005, 10:56 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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flucking hell.. i just leaned back in my chair and almost fell ar5e over t!t onto the floor... that was scary!
PS.. what is XD? |
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Ive just worked something out I think I promised something for Dom and I'm sure its next Friday I really hope not
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