[Shaun]

#126 - Harry Amelia Martin (BB16)


Before I rip into ha I will say that her last week in the house was wonderful and she showed signs of being the series' token undefinable nutjob that went against the under-the-radar dickheads Joel and Jack, and her random barking and shrieking of "I'm a hypocrite! I love it!" was mildly amusing and a nice bit of life injected into the series, but ultimately I have evicted Harry early because she should've been evicted earlier in the actual series. Why did we lose Jade to her? Why? Don't pretend that Cristian was 2nd that week. It's just not realistic.gif. That eviction is indefensible.

But ultimately the real reason I'm evicting her is that she was kinda weak and pathetic in the three/four weeks up until that week above. Aside from latching onto possibly the least attractive young (straight) male housemate since BB11's Andrew, she sulked her way through Marc's reign of terror, didn't do a terribly good job of defending her right to cook and walk around topless (I didn't really mind her doing that, and I don't know why others did, but her defence was essentially "**** off I'll do what I want"), refused to take part in fairly simple tasks if it meant interacting with Marc, turned on Sam with the rest of the original housemates (that is obviously the main reason I've got rid) and just didn't really do that much for me to understand her appeal. Well, I mean, I do understand her appeal, she was female in a series fast running out of females. But that's about it.

At least she replaced Harriet. That much I'll give her credit for.

I save Caoimhe because I'm not really sure why

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Evict Harry [BB16]

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Evict Harry [BB16]

great job

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

#126 - Harry Amelia Martin (BB16)


Before I rip into ha I will say that her last week in the house was wonderful and she showed signs of being the series' token undefinable nutjob that went against the under-the-radar dickheads Joel and Jack, and her random barking and shrieking of "I'm a hypocrite! I love it!" was mildly amusing and a nice bit of life injected into the series, but ultimately I have evicted Harry early because she should've been evicted earlier in the actual series. Why did we lose Jade to her? Why? Don't pretend that Cristian was 2nd that week. It's just not realistic.gif. That eviction is indefensible.

But ultimately the real reason I'm evicting her is that she was kinda weak and pathetic in the three/four weeks up until that week above. Aside from latching onto possibly the least attractive young (straight) male housemate since BB11's Andrew, she sulked her way through Marc's reign of terror, didn't do a terribly good job of defending her right to cook and walk around topless (I didn't really mind her doing that, and I don't know why others did, but her defence was essentially "**** off I'll do what I want"), refused to take part in fairly simple tasks if it meant interacting with Marc, turned on Sam with the rest of the original housemates (that is obviously the main reason I've got rid) and just didn't really do that much for me to understand her appeal. Well, I mean, I do understand her appeal, she was female in a series fast running out of females. But that's about it.

At least she replaced Harriet. That much I'll give her credit for.

I save Caoimhe because I'm not really sure why

there xo

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Don't pretend that Cristian was 2nd that week. It's just not realistic.gif.

He would've been had I not received an infraction for spamming the Get Cristian Out Campaign, like 20 minutes before the lines closed

[MB.]

ugh @ you Shaun

Chanelle Hayes (BB8)



No, wait, wrong picture.



“I just want to GLEAVE this ranking” – Chanelle Hayes, circa 2007

So yeah, if you didn’t know already I’m not particularly keen on either Chanelle or Charley, hence me cutting one and nominating the other. But of the two, I dislike Chanelle more. Actually, I’m not overly keen on BB8 as a series, which explains my feelings towards both of these two. And frankly, I don’t want to write about anyone from BB8 until Lesley Brain makes the top five of this thing but hey ho.

Of course, though, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Charley. This rivalry was one of the major driving storylines of the first (/bearable) half of the series, and itself is a reason for why I dislike it. Although very… erm… quotable, this feud was loud, repetitive and mind-numbing and made me also want to stick my head under a duvet. I’m sure some are entertained by twenty nine hour-long rows revolving around Rihanna’s age, but sadly I am not one of them (spoiler: she was 19).

Also of course, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Ziggy. Ugh. Urgh. Blegh. Yuck. Vom. You get the picture. Chiggy, it’s not you, it’s me. No, wait, it’s you. You’re both terrible people, get out of this ranking.

Anyway, she walked and no1curred even though the quality of the already-quite-shoddy series nosedived at around that point (…I’m sure that’s a coincidence), she released a single that wasn’t nearly as good as Charley’s or even Shabnam’s let’s be fair, she bonked Jade Goody’s boyfriend and now she’s fat again. To paraphrase Andy Warhol, that is.

To summarise,



I'm saving Deana because I'm not insane now am I.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

ugh @ you Shaun

Chanelle Hayes (BB8)



No, wait, wrong picture.



“I just want to GLEAVE this ranking” – Chanelle Hayes, circa 2007

So yeah, if you didn’t know already I’m not particularly keen on either Chanelle or Charley, hence me cutting one and nominating the other. But of the two, I dislike Chanelle more. Actually, I’m not overly keen on BB8 as a series, which explains my feelings towards both of these two. And frankly, I don’t want to write about anyone from BB8 until Lesley Brain makes the top five of this thing but hey ho.

Of course, though, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Charley. This rivalry was one of the major driving storylines of the first (/bearable) half of the series, and itself is a reason for why I dislike it. Although very… erm… quotable, this feud was loud, repetitive and mind-numbing and made me also want to stick my head under a duvet. I’m sure some are entertained by twenty nine hour-long rows revolving around Rihanna’s age, but sadly I am not one of them (spoiler: she was 19).

Also of course, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Ziggy. Ugh. Urgh. Blegh. Yuck. Vom. You get the picture. Chiggy, it’s not you, it’s me. No, wait, it’s you. You’re both terrible people, get out of this ranking.

Anyway, she walked and no1curred even though the quality of the already-quite-shoddy series nosedived at around that point (…I’m sure that’s a coincidence), she released a single that wasn’t nearly as good as Charley’s or even Shabnam’s let’s be fair, she bonked Jade Goody’s boyfriend and now she’s fat again. To paraphrase Andy Warhol, that is.

To summarise,



I'm saving Deana because I'm not insane now am I.

Becki's write-up will be coming at some point in the next eight years.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Becki's write-up will be coming at some point in the next eight years.

Can you do her write-up in an italian accent?

[Black Dagger]

I would like to give my final pass to Lesley as well pls.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I would like to give my final pass to Lesley as well pls.

Queen!

[reece(:]

save Jayne, cut Lisa

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

save Jayne, cut Lisa

already gone

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Jake.

already gone

Tom then
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124th: MIKA Tom O'Connell, BB12 - fifth place


Big Brother 12 is pretty much a blank canvas in my mind, bar the first few weeks so this will be a toughie. In the barren world of BB12, Tom was one of the better entities that had a solid middle of the road performance throughout, he'd occasionally appear to engage in outrageous antics with Alex and would often run around naked with Mark, yikes. But he wasn't that amazing as there was pretty much no character development to him in like 8 weeks until his final week where he multiple meltdowns about the way he's edited and raging on Aaron, who he prior had this weird crush on, I remember him throwing a pot or something in the confrontation, idk? I'm just glad he was a break from the sea of negativity and lifesucking coming from many of the males in that house, and he is for sure the best of the male bunch.

His and Alex's friendship was pretty vapid but lowkey fun and much needed in that awful house.. like they were the background stars of the latter part of the series and would be constantly in inane (but funny) discussions about which mineral/animal they'd be whilst all the grim **** is going on around them ... I think they are still besties to this day. Tom's time ended in a surprise midweek eviction... I think? And he used to guest on BOTS at least once a week with pretty righteous opinions!

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Tom then
---------------
124th: MIKA Tom O'Connell, BB12 - fifth place


Big Brother 12 is pretty much a blank canvas in my mind, bar the first few weeks so this will be a toughie. In the barren world of BB12, Tom was one of the better entities that had a solid middle of the road performance throughout, he'd occasionally appear to engage in outrageous antics with Alex and would often run around naked with Mark, yikes. But he wasn't that amazing as there was pretty much no character development to him in like 8 weeks until his final week where he multiple meltdowns about the way he's edited and raging on Aaron, who he prior had this weird crush on, I remember him throwing a pot or something in the confrontation, idk? I'm just glad he was a break from the sea of negativity and lifesucking coming from many of the males in that house, and he is for sure the best of the male bunch.

His and Alex's friendship was pretty vapid but lowkey fun and much needed in that awful house.. like they were the background stars of the latter part of the series and would be constantly in inane (but funny) discussions about which mineral/animal they'd be whilst all the grim **** is going on around them ... I think they are still besties to this day. Tom's time ended in a surprise midweek eviction... I think? And he used to guest on BOTS at least once a week with pretty righteous opinions!

.

[Shaun]

lisa's gone hun

[Jake.]

these edits

[Pete.]

SAVE ORLAITH

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

SAVE ORLAITH

gone

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

gone

BYE

[MB.]

also ugh @ Ross

[Daniel.]

Why has top five housemate Deana been nominated?

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Why has top five housemate Deana been nominated?

so that she'd get saved in replacement of someone awful

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

so that she'd get saved in replacement of someone awful

Then why didn't you nominate anyone awful

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Then why didn't you nominate anyone awful

TBQH

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by MB.

Then why didn't you nominate anyone awful

He did, he nominated Harry