[Jack_]

okay so I'm not much of a dog person but Imogen rescued one from Thailand six months ago and he finally made it to the UK today

her snaps are v cute @imotownley

[Jack_]

Catching up on last week

Jordan: I'm gonna wingman the **** outta you boys. cause if you have a good time, I have a good time

Joe: And by that he means, he'll only have a good time if he wingmans you away from Chyna

[Jack_]

David: He's probably going to propose to her next...wouldn't be the first time though would it? *CACKLES*



screaming

[Jack_]

Girl guest to Jordan: 'I wanna **** you'



and omfg at the size of Devante's cock jesus christ

[Jack_]

for **** sake : joker:

[Jack_]

https://twitter.com/katen1969

[BBUK-Fan]

Did anyone see Ibiza Weekender? Who was fired?

[Jack_]

NOT Chyna's sister





LOVING this series! Hopefully Mollie's the one fired, she is so dispensable...but as long as it's not Jordan/Nameless Girl idc

Intrigued by which rep is returning, I couldn't make her out

[Jack_]

okay time for the latest episode

Girl guest: 'my record is seven in one night, I was well proud of myself'

now THAT'S a feminist! Get that dick hun

[Jack_]

screaming at David's couples therapy <3 omg 'I lov...like this girl'

wait what why do Jordan and Chyna have a talking head segment together?! I thought they're filmed back in the UK in the last few weeks, didn't it end badly? A mess

[Jack_]

Josie I'm glad she pied Danny he's a twat

oh my god

Joe: Okay David, what's the first rule of management in Weekenderville?

David: SLUT DROP!

: joker:

[Rob!]

Is this the show that originally started on BBC3 and was about kids going on holiday not realising their parents were there too and were watching them? How did it turn into the mess that you're describing?

[Jack_]

LOL yeah that was Sun, Sex & Suspicious Parents

The only show of these that airs now is Ibiza Weekender which is basically BB in a hotel, this thread has pretty much turned into a discussion thread just for that but I don't really wanna change the title cause ~ocd and the early pages were about the other shows too

[Rob!]

Oh I see. NOT the show that Ellie came from?

[Jack_]

That's the one! Though she wasn't asked back for this series cause she was with Sam oh and CBB20's Jordan is the person I'm talking about

Honestly it's a great funny show, the reps and the narrator make it <3

[Rob!]

You love messy shows, so I'm not surprised it appeals

[Jack_]

aint that the truth!

**** sake Jordan

David and Callum's reactions

Chyna: 'he can **** right off '

Callum: 'oh my goddddd he's ****ed it! AHAHAHAHAHA'

[Jack_]

omg Chyna lives to fight another day

Spoiler:

but Marlie >>>>>>>>> Mollie so

mess the new rep looked like Muggy Mike from behind

[Jack_]

I think that may be the best episode of Weekender ever

[Rob!]

I'm not gonna lie, from the few clips I've seen, I really really want David in CBB

[Jack_]

David would be gold on CBB

[Jack_]

David: So what are you going to do differently when the guests walk in?

Chyna: I'm going to say hello

screaming

[michael21]

I want sex with Chyna

[BBUK-Fan]

Originally Posted by michael21

I want sex with Chyna

We all do

[Jack_]

Don't we all mate