[Shaun]

I don't know what took over me when I came up with the Vietnamese spit-roast, but hopefully there'll be more to come in future parts.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Picto
I don't know what took over me when I came up with the Vietnamese spit-roast, but hopefully there'll be more to come in future parts.

LOL.
That was so funny.

[Tom4784]

The Spearsians!!! I loved the Mark Bitch fit.

[andyman]

Good revamp, like it so far..

[Iceman]

This is so *********g funny man, the spearsians!

[30stone]

Lol ahaa this is quality.

Coming back from the dead since there has been a re vamp?

[Iceman]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Lol ahaa this is quality.

Coming back from the dead since there has been a re vamp?

Maybe you could come back as a vamp that kills evryone??????

[30stone]

Originally posted by Iceman

Maybe you could come back as a vamp that kills evryone??????

Thats a dream

[Harry!]

Yey me being trapped under a bookcase and being saved by the Spearsians, My hero!

[Princess]

Right so if all the old storylines are gone I can just pretend my mystery man was Jason,right perfect :P

Loving this!

[Shaun]

Flash!
Part II

We last saw andyman delivering a press statement about the attacks on TiBBOaks school, before flying off by helicopter. We have also discovered 3 masked crusaders; Hugo, DamonJ and MarkWaldorf, whose alter egos boast an impressive array of super-powers. And who, or what, is on the loose around the town, already brutally claiming the lives of the terrorists? Let's find out...

Scene I:
As the journalists wander off to their vans and Blackberrys, Ash is left stood in the middle of the road and looking hopelessly at the TiBBOaks wreck. Whilst the West building stood alive and undisturbed, the building to the east looked utter chaos. Ambulances were now whirring past her as she tried to gain composure, but as hard as she tried, her fears for the children, especially her two sons Loukas and Rémy, were overwhelming. One student runs up to her in a wave of ash and sweltering heat.
Billy: Mrs. Ash! Come quick! It's Loukas!
Her face turned immediately to grief as she ran after Billy, fearing the worst. He took her to an ambulance across the road, where her son was lying on a stretcher. His face was covered in scars and burns, and a thermal blanket was placed on top of his body. He had an oxygen mask over his mouth, and a paramedic turned to Ash.
UKTurtle: Is this your son?
Ash: Yes! Please tell me he's OK, oh god please let him be OK!
UKTurtle: For now he's fine, but he's inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide - we need to get him to the hospital for treatment. I don't wish to alarm you, as his situation is not critical, but we cannot guarantee his safety unless we act fast. Please get in.
Ash: I can't, I have to keep watch on the scene - I'm the headmistress, you see.
Another boy runs up to them and leaps into Ash's arms.
Rémy: Is Loukas OK?
Ash: He's alright for now, dear, but I need you to do something for me. Go with this paramedic to the hospital, and once you get there, wait in the waiting room. I'll phone your father and he'll get there as soon as he can. Understood?
She delivered this with a surprising air of calm about her.
Rémy: Yes, mum.
He leaped into the back of the vehicle and it raced off to the hospital.

Scene II:
In a helicopter, Andyman is sat opposite another uniformed officer we do not know. They are both smiling.
Andyman: Do you think we'll be found out?
Aint_mad_atcha (AMA): Of course not. The terrorist voices were pretty convincing.
Andyman: Indeed they were. And now with stories of a beast on the loose, the town should be engulfed with fear come the 6 o clock news.
AMA: The plans are all falling into place.
They high-five.

Scene III:
At Dezzy's house, BigSister runs into Hugo's room.
BigSister: Have you seen the news?
Hugo: No, what?
BigSister: It's the school! It's been blown up!
Hugo: No way!
She runs and puts the television on, and Hugo feigns shock, in an attempt to deceive his mother.
BigSister: I'm so glad you didn't go in today, but I'm so worried about Firewire.
Hugo: I'm sure he'll be fine, Mum.
Dezzy walks in and hugs his wife.
Dezzy: Right, it's no good us being sat here and waiting for news, when we could be helping out.
Hugo: I'll get dressed.
Dezzy: BigSister, you stay here in case Firewire comes home.
As Hugo and Dezzy head for the door, a young boy bursts through it.
Madonna: Oh gosh! The school!
Dezzy: Have you seen Firewire?
Madonna: No! Oh god! But I saw these 3 superheros! And there was a Ray of Light!
Hugo: What?
Madonna: I was stuck under a bookshelf, and they rescued me! They were dancing to Britney Spears!
Dezzy: Poor lad must be concussed.
Hugo: Hmm.
They all run off to Dezzy's car.
Madonna: I'm serious! All the people there saw them fly out of the building.
Dezzy: There's no time for this.
They drive off.

Scene IV:
At Tom/Fom's house, the owners and family have left to go and help all they can at the bomb-site. We see James at the back-door, who slowly and carefully picks the lock. He goes into the house and takes the sugar-bowl. He adds a strange white powder to the bowl and mixes it in, leaving it unsuspicious. He makes a hasty exit.

Scene V:
At Satisfaction's flat, Sam! is watching news footage. Satisfaction has just stepped out the shower, and Rory is heading in for one.
Sam!: Have you seen this?
Daren: What? Oh my-
Sam!: Thank God you weren't there. Why aren't you, by the way?
Daren: No lessons until this afternoon. Rory, why aren't you there?
Rory: Don't have to go.
Daren: Yes you do, you little ****.
Rory: Whatever, you aren't the boss of me.

Scene VI:
Back at the school, it is now mid-afternoon, roughly 2pm. All of the fires have been extinguished but there is still a lot of debris and rumours of students still trapped inside the collapsed building. There have been confirmed deaths of two dinner staff, and one student, but there are still 15 people missing. A paramedic walks up to Ash.
GiRTh: Ma'am, I think you need to see this.
Ash: Oh no, what is it?
He leads her to an ambulance stationed nearby, and there is a body covered by a long cloth. He lifts up the cloth to reveal an ashened face, and asks
GiRTh: Do you know this man?
Ash: Yes, that's...that's Mr. Locke. He's a science teacher of ours.
GiRTh: He was found crushed in the library, the cause of death was likely a blow to the head or smoke inhalation. We'll obviously know once he takes a post-mortem.
Ash: Thanks for letting me know.
She walks away from the scene and puts her head in her hands. Just as she's about to let it all out and cry, another pupil rushes up to her.
Ruth*Star: Miss! I haven't seen Firewire!
Ash: I know, he's one of the 15 missing.
Ruth*Star: Who else is missing?
Ash: I don't want to alarm you with the details.
Ruth*Star: I'm 16!
Ash: I know. But..oh well, there's 4 of the dinner-staff, 2 other members of staff, and the others are all pupils. I'm not going to say who as that is my prerogative.
Ruth*Star: 10 pupils! Oh no!
Ash: Ruth, go and let your parents know you're okay. Phone home immediately.
Ruth*Star: Yes, Miss.

Scene VII:
Dezzy's car pulls up on the scene and he, and the two boys, jump out and run up to Doug and Tom, who are pulling rubble from the collapsed building.
Madonna: We've only got 4 minutes to save the world!
Tom: Uh, right.
Dezzy: How can we help?
Doug: Just lift things! We're looking for 15 people!
Hugo: 15!?
A boy runs up to Tom and hugs him.
Billy: Dad!
Tom: Oh thank the lord!
Doug: I think I've found someone!
As the group turns to him, he throws a brick to the side, revealing a bloody hand underneath a pile of shelves and books. The hand belongs to a young boy, and Dezzy frantically rushes to help clear the area.
Hugo: Be careful, Dad!
Just then, a helicopter lands nearby, blowing soot and ash everywhere. Out of it steps DC Kaz, accompanied by Andyman.
DC Kaz: What's the situation?
Ash rushes up to her.
Ash: 15 still missing! 3 confirmed deaths so far - 2 members of staff and one pupil. Names are David Locke, Amanda Meaden and Olivia Regan.
Madonna breathes a sigh of relief.
Hugo: Olivia Regan? Wasn't she the fat one with ginger hair?
The group look upon him with a frown.
Hugo: Sorry. But she was really fat.
Dezzy: I've got him!
He pulls the boy out from the wreckage and we immediately see it is Firewire. Dezzy lets out a cry and checks for signs of life, seemingly finding a pulse as he rejoices.
Dezzy: He's alive! Someone help!
A stretcher is rushed over to him.
UKTurtle: He needs to get to hospital. Are you related?
Dezzy: Yes, I'm his father.
UKTurtle: Come with me.
Dezzy: Okay. Hugo, be careful. Help all you can, but don't get yourself in danger.
Hugo: Sure thing.

Scene VIII:
At Andy's bar, Lauren is nearing the end of her afternoon shift. She looks at the clock longingly.
Andy: Don't think you're going any time soon - you were half an hour late, and you're going to make up for it with overtime.
Lauren: Fine...
Matt looks at her and pulls a mocking face aimed behind Andy's back. She laughs.
Andy: Something funny?
Lauren: No, just...I remembered something that happened this morning.
Andy: That's nice. Now if you're finished with your own little world, the shot glasses need cleaning.
Lauren: Sure thing.

Scene IX:
A random scene of Arnold Schwarzenegger shooting into the forest is inserted here.

Scene X:
At MarkWaldorf's headquarters, he and DamonJ are looking at a plasma screen showing a radar positioning of Hugo's location. They see his light suddenly flash purple, indicating he has changed into his costume.
DamonJ: Oh no.
MarkWaldorf: Well if he's outing us, we might as well make it a group effort.
DamonJ: Skank would want to steal the spotlight.
MarkWaldorf: Quite.
They run into adjacent booths, and the familiar flashes of light are seen. They emerge in costume, and fly off outside.

Scene XI:
Andyman is alone in some rubble, and is placing some materials on the floor of where he staged the terrorist hijacking. It appears to be some form of false evidence, including ammunition, blueprints for the attacks and some bloody remains of human corpses.
Andyman: It's dirty work, but someone's got to do it.

To be continued...

[DamonJ]

LOL @ me & Mark.
loves etttt

[Harry!]

OMG this is so good! Well done you!

[Shaun]

ahem.

[andyman]

... Bad guys always the best, and in real life they win and get the girl.


Good stuff Shaun... Blockbuster in the making!

[Shaun]

3 comments. THREE!? IS THAT IT?!

If you think I'm satisfied with that, then I'm going to kill you all off next episode.

:]

[Lewis.]

I Love it. But not in it so you couldn't kill me anyway

[Shaun]

Lmao, I'm prepared to make an ultra-short scene that would go like this

Scene IV:
A boy walks into the room.
Lewis: Ohay.
An arrow is suddenly fired from somewhere nearby, puncturing him in the eye. He falls to the floor and dies.
Mark: Oi! My ****ing carpet!

[Princess]

ITS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGG

There you go

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL it's like some 80's BBC Sci Fi show gone wrong. But I love it!

[Locke.]

Mr. Locke is the best character.

[Iceman]

Poor Lewis hahahaha! I like the Spearsians they're funny and andyman being evil!

[Lewis.]

My Scene has to be a historic moment. A Moments silence please

[Iceman]

Can i whistle during your moments silence only kidding lewis i'll go to your funeral

[30stone]

Originally posted by Lewis
I Love it. But not in it so you couldn't kill me anyway

Same.

And its quality. I have been reading every episode form the start Btw


Funny Hugo Stating a girl was fat after she had just died..