[Daniel-X]

I won't because he ain't working here

[Daniel-X]

I'll do LaDaysha tho and i've done Mutha Valery

[MB.]

How on earth did this thread go from being one about supermarket offers to a creative writing class to a pub quiz night to ****ing Midsomer Murders

[T*]

LaDaysha is my character, Daniel you can write her backstory

[T*]

Originally Posted by MB.

How on earth did this thread go from being one about supermarket offers to a creative writing class to a pub quiz night to ****ing Midsomer Murders

Because tibb

[Daniel-X]

Thank you Tom she'll be one of the most explosive workers yet tbh

[T*]

She's already left a deli worker wigless

[Crimson Dynamo]

What is the stores policy on immigrants?

[T*]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

What is the stores policy on immigrants?

Um

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

What is the stores policy on immigrants?

We have an immigrants-only policy, yes

[Black Dagger]

There was a rat in my box of cheerios. I'm getting your **** store shut down for health violations.

[T*]

*ladaysha offers Lucas a quick tug for compensation*

[Will.]

Linda and Jimaha are the new store managers! INCASE YOU MISSED IT! They are a married couple!

[Daniel-X]

LaDaysha Nikita Shaniqua Beyoncé Alliyah Weavealicious has started working at the supermarket after someone told her ha weave look like it from dolla store so she need new weave. LaDaysha slays and everyone knows it she loves making people cry and being fierce because that's LaDaysha so get used to before she **** you up. LaDaysha recently changed her middle name from Elizabeth to all the ones above because Elizabeth is a white trash name she say. LaDaysha is so ghetto that she makes Aisleyne look like Kate Middleton.

[MB.]

How many managers does this thing have

(I'd like some development on the Right Reverend Elroy Williams and the Right Drunk Bitch Bernadette while you're at it please)

[Will.]

2 managers

[arista]

2 Staff Members Naked in the Drinks Section

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by arista

2 Staff Members Naked in the Drinks Section

this has made me laugh more than everything in the thread put together

[Will.]

regular customer Dee grabbing up bargains in the store:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by MB.

We have an immigrants-only policy, yes

good

this keeps margins high

[Daniel-X]

DALE WINTON REVEALED AS EVIL KILLER AT WILL'S SUPERMARKET

Following the tragic murders of Mary-Ann Smith and Pavlo Cheesynachos, Former Supermarket Sweep host Dale Winton has been revealed as the killer. Dale was revealed as the murderer after Doreen Soreen was strangled by a pair of tights in the head office. While Dale believed Doreen was dead it was her sister Maureen who revived Doreen back to life and Doreen revealed the truth.

Dale was arrested at the scene and sentenced to be ****ed by Deb/Kathy for the rest of his life. Dale requested he be hanged instead but the court said this was a harsher punishment for his crimes. Dale commented on his crimes 'I found out that W-H-O-R-E Will was copying the supermarket sweep format and I just could not face it. I wanted to frame Jale for Pavlo's murder but Mary-Ann found out it was me after she saw me eating some Cheesynachos and laughing say 'I bet Pavlo would sure like this... Too bad I had to kill him lolololololol' so I murdered her also. I do not regret my crimes initially but after discovering I have to **** Kathy for the rest of my life I sincerely regret it all'

Mary Ann's family commented 'He did us a favour she always left us with no food the fat twat'

[Will.]

welp

[arista]

Madame Put Some Knickers On

[Will.]

Regular customer Dee crashes car through Will's supermarket!

Following the recent news that Dale Winton was the evil killer at Will's supermarket it seems the drama doesn't stop there.

Customer Dee has crashed her car through the supermarket as it was revealed that she wasn't invited to last nights quiz, which she is deeply saddened by.

Maureen was knocked over by the car as she was about to have a threesome with Gina and Norah.

Dee said "**** Will, and **** everyone else in the company, who the **** are they not to invite me to the quiz, **** the lots of them, I was looking forward to resurrecting Adjoa's soul in the toilets with Norah, Madge and Kathy, and then we were going to **** each other".

Beryl at the time was using a bottle of Ketchup (Will's own brand) to achieve an orgasm, and headed to the scene straight after.

Beryl said "I don't take no ****, who the **** is this fat dyke bitch, she can shove her arse where the sun don't shine, She's one moist bitch and she should go **** herself man".

Beryl immediately grabbed a pole and smacked Dee around the face whilst calling her "a white tramp bitch".

Will will continue to open the store as business will carry on as usual.

[MB.]

I get the feeling Will's just found out what sex is