[Lauren]

There's somewhere near me called Cockburn. Someone's been diving in without preparation!

[arista]

Good News
a place that Tesco's wants to build is Under Water
in that area.

[andyman]

Originally Posted by arista

Good News
a place that Tesco's wants to build is Under Water
in that area.

Would it be good news if AsdaWalmart wanted that area?

[arista]

Originally Posted by andyman

Would it be good news if AsdaWalmart wanted that area?

But they Ain't
and Tesco are Greedy.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by arista

But they Ain't
and Tesco are Greedy.

Wait, so Asda/Walmart aren't?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Stu

Wait, so Asda/Walmart aren't?

No only Tesco are Stinking Greedy and build stores every space they can

[NettoSuperstar!]

Originally Posted by arista

Good News
a place that Tesco's wants to build is Under Water
in that area.

Haha Arista...I too came to laugh at COCKerMOUTH, never fails!

[Stu]

Well, this neck of the woods has officially flooded. Tesco along with it. You'd be delighted, Arista. A walk down to the front of the supermarket will reveal a small army of floating trolley's, and the car park was underground.

Ho-hoooo ****.

[Stu]

Who said we were laughing at dead people?

Cockermouth. Lol.

[arista]

The Overflow is from the River Cocker

[Stu]

Originally Posted by arista

The Overflow is from the River Cocker

[arista]

Originally Posted by Stu

Live on SkyNews
no less

[andyman]

AsdaWalmart pay their farmers the least for milk..

Asda have sold their soul..

The people will erect a new bridge in Cockermouth.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by andyman

AsdaWalmart pay their farmers the least for milk..

Asda have sold their soul..

The people will erect a new bridge in Cockermouth.

[andyman]

Cockburn.. Lol, blame the local wenches!

Alot of cock-towns in the north..

SkyNews Mr Man.. "They must have a stiff upperlip in Cockermouth". Lol.

[Stu]

Wait, don't you work in Tesco's, Ross?

Didn't know you were such a corporate cocksucker!

[arista]

Originally Posted by Stu

Wait, don't you work in Tesco's, Ross?

Didn't know you were such a corporate cocksucker!

Yes Ross the Tesco Worker

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Stu

Wait, don't you work in Tesco's, Ross?

Didn't know you were such a corporate cocksucker!

I'm not but it's annoying when the company is good to work for and if they're opening new stores which brings along hundreds of job I don't get how they're being "greedy".

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Ross

I'm not but it's annoying when the company is good to work for and if they're opening new stores which brings along hundreds of job I don't get how they're being "greedy".

Because it puts lots of other people out of jobs in the long run, which sort of cancels out the whole job thing. Dog eat dog, I know, but still, point stands I reckon.

Even on a cultural level anyway I miss diversity. Corner shops and strange shops are great. And specialist shops. In the future everything is just going to be giant, white faceless supershops.

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Stu

Because it puts lots of other people out of jobs in the long run, which sort of cancels out the whole job thing. Dog eat dog, I know, but still, point stands I reckon.

Even on a cultural level anyway I miss diversity. Corner shops and strange shops are great. And specialist shops. In the future everything is just going to be giant, white faceless supershops.

True oh well, still it's a good company to work for.

I am off to work now anyway, strangely laters.

[pinkmichk]

on the thread topic i'm glad i dont live there not just cos of the flooding (which happens all over i bet they chose this place cos of the comedy name so news isnt all doom and gloom) plus i wouldnt want to live there imagine telling people your address for example when you phone a bank or similar

[Tom]

The irony about the building in small communities argument is there is clearly a demand in the small communities or else it wouldn't be there. I'd rather have a supermarket with everything in than having to go from shop to shop. Arista, just be thankful we don't have hypermarkets like France.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Tom

The irony about the building in small communities argument is there is clearly a demand in the small communities or else it wouldn't be there. I'd rather have a supermarket with everything in than having to go from shop to shop. Arista, just be thankful we don't have hypermarkets like France.

one word for you


marketing

[Stu]

I can't believe none of you are picking up on the bit in the middle which puts it all into context. Maybe it's just my accent but when I say it it comes out as cock - her - mouth.

You can all thank me later for setting back the feminist movement a good sixty years.

[Lauren]

Originally Posted by Stu

I can't believe none of you are picking up on the bit in the middle which puts it all into context. Maybe it's just my accent but when I say it it comes out as cock - her - mouth.

You can all thank me later for setting back the feminist movement a good sixty years.

HAHA. Someone, please, give this guy a medal.