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Old 06-12-2009, 05:36 PM #26
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I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-


I think that is Not True.
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arista has sexual frustration 'cause hes a robot.

but the new aristabot prototype includes a sexual feelings graphics card
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You know what annoys me? Before I took a break from here, almost every single thread turned into a text speak, bitch please style MSN conversation about abstract subjects none of us particularly gave a flying monkeys about.

And on a media platform where any kid can look up any type of porn he or she wants in a matter of seconds, did I think that kind of kthxbai stuff particularly contributed towards raising the standards of the English language for new members of our forum? Not really. Hows that for irony? Did I complain? No, I got on with things.

Oh, and you know those gif's? They suck. They really, really suck. Most of us hate them. They are completely overused and show up in far more threads than talk about willies. Use words. Chaucer managed to make a career out of it.

Just to get it out, you know.
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I can Feel Your Aura
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Life In the Fast Lane.
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Jords and Courtney will have a flirting sesh in here.
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Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-
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Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-

OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.
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I finally got my very own dedicated arista-ism! Yaaay!
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Yes how long until it gets Locked?



It also needs on the Heading "Adults Only"
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arista, it's been a while you didn't do my aura, can I get one now please ?
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RULES

1. You do not talk about sex club.

2. You DO NOT talk about sex club.

3. Eight people to a bed.

4. Ignore the pope. Contraception is important.

5. No sharp objects.

6. No underage folks, in the mental sense.

7. Don't feed the trolls.

8. Enjoy your stay.

I like!
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Since you have Slid into this Thread
It is Throbbing.
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Two in the pink, one in the stink?
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Whats everyones 'type' then
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So do you go for the easy pink or the difficult brown?

Yes, we have reached the inevitable destination of snooker related pun jokes.
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