[GiRTh]

On the incident with Sunshine - '"John, all the way from Australia, the BB beaver spotter"

[janaddy86]

I might be paraphrasing slightly here but it was something like this...

"You know what the most dangerous animal is? - Shetland pony, no kidding"

[bbfan1991]

"You've got about as much energy as a roasted chicken"

Josie on her fellow housemates' stamina levels

[nutty322]

Josie has totally got to win! so makes me laugh so much!
Loved the one about John James being like pastry.
But one that sticks in my mind, was when she said something along the lines of:

'i just realised my bum is so hairy!'

[Deliverance]

Ah she is brilliant. She could have a career as a stand up comedienne.

[bbfan1991]

Do I smell?

John you're a little drama Queen.

[bbfan1991]

Some Josie quotes from a while back..

Shabby: "I've just found one of my cat's hairs on my knee"

Josie: "What...does your cat squat as well?"

"I'm a night owl..not a chicken".


They took all my knickers off me.”
Josie reacts to the opening of her suitcase

"Horse poo to me smells comforting"
Josie on her favourite scents


"I only have to look at a digestive and I put on 5 stone."

Josie talks about her difficulties with biscuits.

[NettoSuperstar!]

Ah what a great thread excellent

[bbfan1991]

About Ben's task

Josie: I've never heard of rent a crowd. Can you rent a crowd?

[GiRTh]

'Which smells worse my feet or my breath'

[bbfan1991]

Josie telling Mario "if you get a boner don't stick it in my back"

[bbfan1991]

Mario stripping to get ready for bed.. Josie : "Mario..? You're not gerrin' nakered are yew?"

[bbfan1991]

'' They could give Shabby a gold bar and it wouldn't be shiny enough''.

[bbfan1991]

''Is your vagina designer?"

Josie asks Caoimhe a personal question

[nutty322]

im not used to having a drink bought for me on a night out, let alone two men sat beside me

[Forever_Young]

Had a good laugh reading these quotes, she is so funny and don't think she realises it most of the time!!

[vesavius]

Originally Posted by Forever_Young

Had a good laugh reading these quotes, she is so funny and don't think she realises it most of the time!!

Thats half of her charm

[serensilver]

"john do you like yer teeth" claiming she'd punch him if he didnt stop tickling her!

"for the sheer fact that sunshines tighter than a ducks ass she gets my vote!

Talking to JJ " people say i look like the squirrel from ice age"

gotta love her

[bbfan1991]

"Oh my God, John, what are you gonna do if the bottle lands on me, you lucky bugger?"

Josie asks John if he has thought about the outcome of tonight's spin the bottle game

ROFL.

[vesavius]

John: "Have you had many men cum on your face Mario"

Mario: "Pretty much all of them *laughs*"

John: *laughs* "Have you had that much Josie?"

Josie (in a Southen Belle accent): "Well, I 'aint got this skin for nothin y'all..."

[vesavius]

A bit of a paraphrase, but when she told JJ to "stop bein harsh to my lady garden" when they were talking about if she needed a trim

[vesavius]

Btw, 'Who do you think you are?", in our thickest Bristol speak, has become a pretty standard phrase around our house, and it's only week 4

[InOne]

"Theres a troublesome Bristolian In here Big Brother what we gonna do with her"

[vesavius]

Josie: "I like strange looking men..."

Caoimhe: "what did your ex look like?"

Josie: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."

[toothpick]

who cares what the fat munter says, shes a thick fool