[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jaydolph

Ya'll are just jealous because there's a song about me and not you.

Baby Zeezus? pur-lease.

Blitzen? what are you a military tactic?

guess what i am? im the son of god.

[Jayson]

Originally Posted by jesus christ

guess what i am? im the son of god.

Yeh well your mum's a virgin.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jaydolph

Ya'll are just jealous because there's a song about me and not you.

Baby Zeezus? pur-lease.

Blitzen? what are you a military tactic?

I'm only saying because you have to light the way for the rest of us and we aren't gonna be delivering a lot of presents if you're out getting pissed every night instead of taking the pills Santa gave you to sort your nose out.

How dare you besmirch my name like that! I'm telling Santa!

That was low

[Stacey.]

What's the difference between jesus and god? Or is it like the same thing, just called something different?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Blitzen

I'm only saying because you have to light the way for the rest of us and we aren't gonna be delivering a lot of presents if you're out getting pissed every night instead of taking the pills Santa gave you to sort your nose out. :rolleye:
How dare you besmirch my name like that! I'm telling Santa!

That was low

smiley fail

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

What's the difference between jesus and god? Or is it like the same thing, just called something different?

f/
never heard of google?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

What's the difference between jesus and god? Or is it like the same thing, just called something different?

.

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

What's the difference between jesus and god? Or is it like the same thing, just called something different?

seriously dont turn into a me, you will regret it.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

smiley fail

LOOL shutup!

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

What's the difference between jesus and god? Or is it like the same thing, just called something different?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

someone change my ****ing name

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

f/
never heard of google?

Google is just confusing, it gives you all different answers :/

[Jayson]

Originally Posted by Blitzen

I'm only saying because you have to light the way for the rest of us and we aren't gonna be delivering a lot of presents if you're out getting pissed every night instead of taking the pills Santa gave you to sort your nose out.

How dare you besmirch my name like that! I'm telling Santa!

That was low

Hay, there's vitamin C in rum and coke.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

Google is just confusing, it gives you all different answers :/

[Stu]

Jesus is the son of god. Only he is also god. Only his not. He claims to be god, but then he also prays to god all the time and stuff. And stuff. I don't know. He sent himself down to earth on a suicide mission to save us ... only he didn't ... because god did ... but je -

~ ChRiStIaNiTy!

[Z]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

I want one to do with my name!! (A christmas name I mean)

Ninastar of Bethlehem

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Mr. Tinsels

Jesus is the son of god. Only he is also god. Only his not. He claims to be god, but then he also prays to god all the time and stuff. And stuff. I don't know. He sent himself down to earth on a suicide mission to save us ... only he didn't ... because god did ... but je -

~ ChRiStIaNiTy!

Oh okay I get that if that's actually right :')

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jaydolph

Hay, there's vitamin C in rum and coke.

You'll never learn Jaydolph will you

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

Oh okay I get that if that's actually right :')

What? Your not supposed to get it. That's the whole point of the post. There's not an answer there. It's ... unanswerable.

You honestly believe the first answer someone on a Big Brother forum gives you?

How did you survive in the womb for nine months? I assume you made it that far due to blind luck?



Anyway ask Sticks or something. I'm sure he can type out a really long, well worded answer that still somehow makes absoloutely no sense.

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by Baby Zeesus

Ninastar of Bethlehem

umfg!! that so cute, but sooo long :'( People will hate me. :'(

[Judas]

Ninastar why not be ChristmasStar

[Marc]

Eat me!

[Judas]

Or simply Star

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

Oh okay I get that if that's actually right :')

God in Christianity is made up of three parts:
1) God the Father - This is big, scary, lives in heaven God.
2) God the Son - This is Jesus, he was sent to earth to get rid of humanity's sins.
3) The Holy Spirit - This is the part of God you can't see, he is literally everywhere.

These three parts make God as a whole.

[Stu]

We should have gotten three people to be Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh.

Whatever Myrrh is.