[HBB1508]

He is pathetic - end of!

[johnx]

Pant wettingly hilarious-he is one bone headed little idiot thats for sure.If he has to go through all that just to get a woman to hug him God help the guy.Expect more ridiculous behaviour once his comfort blanket Rebeckah is taken away.

[soundslike]

And he wants to be a psychologist. God help who has to visit him for counselling. Whinging he is a nineteen year old boy. Yes he might act like a boy but he is a man when has nineteen been a boy? people work, go to college, university blah blah if he still thinks at nineteen he is a boy he has major issues.

I thought he had 49 women? Liar! Hes a mummies boy looking to get some action in the house and Maisy is number one on his books after the old woman has left the building.
I swear he was wringing those tears out the little nerd!

[Marc]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

He has issues....big time!!

Thiiiis

[johnx]

Claims hes acting as a "rock" for others and their problems-people who are all of 23 and 24!

He was trying it on with Maisey(hitting her with a little insult then moving in to comfort her-a tried and tested technique among so called "pick up artists")and it backfired spectacularly in his face.A prat.

[Benjamin]

His whole crying last night was so fake. He said earlier in the day to Jay that all he needs is 2 days to turn his situation around and make up for 11 days. That seemed so planned when weeping to Maisy.

[cell]

man child

[Angus]

Is the buoy in the thread title a typo - or is it because he bobs up and down on Rebeckah whenever he gets the chance?

[fingers]

Originally Posted by cell

man child

Me Tar-zan you Jane, what's this, have you been cheating with Cheetah again!

[fingers]

Originally Posted by angus58

Is the buoy in the thread title a typo - or is it because he bobs up and down on Rebeckah whenever he gets the chance?

See Post #22 !

[spintronic]

Originally Posted by Livia

He's a whiney boy.

Buoy is not a boy.

Like I've been saying all week.

Rebecca is clinging to her boy-buoy A.K.A

Life-Raft.

Which is strange. Because he isn't floating either.

Their *BOTH* klingons drowning each other.

[spintronic]

Originally Posted by Livia

He's going to need a disguise when he gets out.

The amish 'll take him.

There's one thing I do know.

He has a 9.999.... in 10 chance of being harmed if he celebrates in Liverpool.

(For the math geeks. they are equal)

(I'm not scouse, I'm just quoting facts, Plz don't infract my ass back to the diary room for statin the obvious)

[Livia]

Originally Posted by spintronic

Buoy is not a boy.

The original thread title said "boy". It was changed to "buoy".

[fingers]

Originally Posted by Livia

The original thread title said "boy". It was changed to "buoy".

Merci, Danke, Grazie!!

[spintronic]

Originally Posted by Livia

The original thread title said "boy". It was changed to "buoy".

A boy is a infantile homosapian of the y-chraomosome variety.

A buoy is a floating buoyant artifact, either floating mid ocean, or carried by the likes of "pamela anderson"

Sometimes, people *cling* to buoys, because their drowning.

Rebeckah is clinging to a boy.

Yes, she is drowning.

So you lot work it out.

Buoy/Boy?

Rebeckah has an oxygen to carbon ratio exceeding her extraction capacity.

In short, she is either drowning, or suffocating, or commiting suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning.

[fingers]

Originally Posted by spintronic

A boy is a infantile homosapian of the y-chraomosome variety.

A buoy is a floating buoyant artifact, either floating mid ocean, or carried by the likes of "pamela anderson"

Sometimes, people *cling* to buoys, because their drowning.

Rebeckah is clinging to a boy.

Yes, she is drowning.

So you lot work it out.

Buoy/Boy?

Rebeckah has an oxygen to carbon ratio exceeding her extraction capacity.

In short, she is either drowning, or suffocating, or commiting suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning.

Can you put that in grammatically correct english?
Oh and BTW have a look at Post #22

[Livia]

Originally Posted by spintronic

A boy is a infantile homosapian of the y-chraomosome variety.

A buoy is a floating buoyant artifact, either floating mid ocean, or carried by the likes of "pamela anderson"

Sometimes, people *cling* to buoys, because their drowning.

Rebeckah is clinging to a boy.

Yes, she is drowning.

So you lot work it out.

Buoy/Boy?

Rebeckah has an oxygen to carbon ratio exceeding her extraction capacity.

In short, she is either drowning, or suffocating, or commiting suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning.

Yes, we ALL understand. We don't need an explanation for this. At the start the thread title said "boy" and it was changed to "buoy". Fingers made the joke and we all understood it.

[Angus]

Originally Posted by fingers

See Post #22 !

Lol, I know, just couldn't resist!

[fingers]

Originally Posted by angus58

Lol, I know, just couldn't resist!

B'stard!!

[spintronic]

Originally Posted by rk3388

he thinks he could get maisy says enough when you cant get a fame hungry girl

Dude, if you *can't* walk down "edge lane" (for 30 seconds) and get laid.

And the No1 prossy (from edge lane) is blowing you off.

What chance has he got with maisy?

I mean, the slut of all sluts blew him off.

I'd bury my head & die.

[BJ]

He's just a silly boy

[fingers]

Originally Posted by BJ

He's just a silly boy

Or, as a former politician (the one with the eybrows) would say, Silly Billy!!

[Ammi]

...was that meant to be spelled bou.....joking
Imagine being his mum and having your 19 year old son bring that home.....You wouldn't know whether to put it in the recylce or the household rubbish

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I cried and laughed at the same time. what the freak was he crying about anyways. He just wanted his cheek pressed upon maisys bossom.

[Jackie]

Actually the whole crying thing did make me laugh.