[Kate!]

Thursday 2nd February 2012

Aquarius

You, or someone very close, should expect to hear the patter of tiny feet later this year when an unexpected pregnancy is revealed. There will be scandal a plenty as doubts about the paternity are raised, so all parties with a "vested interest" should get themselves down to Doctor Dolittle's surgery clutching your DNA samples, and GET IT SAWTED. Attempts to pay people off will not be a good move.

Pisces

Keep an eye on your close friends, the stars have prophesied foul play and murderous intentions. Be alert to odd behaviour in loved ones and look for suspicious signs, such as someone coming out of a house or flat with blood all over their hands.

Aries

Don't go home with good looking strangers, no matter how nice they seem. Even if they show you pictures of their "pets" and tell you sob stories. If you do, then you only have yourself to blame when they sell you on into the sex trade. Beware!

Taurus

You've suspected for a while that your partner has been playing away and now it looks like your suspicions are really cold hard fact, when you find something naughty in their coat pocket, and know it's not yours!! Confront them instantly, for the sake of your sanity.

Gemini

Your new love interest isn't all they seem. Recent allegations about sexual misconduct have had you outraged at what you truly feel is an injustice, you have total faith in your lover. Open your eyes, look deeper. Do they sometimes look a little disturbed and mutter under their breath when they think nobody's watching? Get out while you can.

Cancer

You're a bit of a wild child deep down aren't you? You recently met someone from your past, and impulsively moved in them to get out of a bad situation. Think carefully, are you settling for the safe option? Your "friend" may be rich, and have a ready made family to welcome you (!) but is there really a spark? or would you rather shag the ex-copper who lives over the road?

Leo

The past year was very traumatic for you. I can see you have felt alone for so long, fighting to get justice and make everyone see the truth, and now it's all over and the murderous pensioner is locked up like he deserves, you feel lost, without a cause. 2012 will be much better for you, a new job and lover are on the cards. But don't go for your friends moustachioed sibling, they are not for you!

Virgo

You have gotten yourself a bad name lately, gone off the rails. Getting drunk, staying out all night and rowing with your friends and family. No-one seems to have any sympathy for you, but if you stop whoring around, they will all be there for you in the end. Play nice, and don't forget to get yourself checked out.

Libra

Your family are going through financial woes and you are thinking of taking on another job to help out. One word of caution however is that should be aware your potential new sexy boss is married, so keep those legs firmly crossed, and don't let them sweet talk you.

Scorpio

You recently made a huge error by trusting the wrong person, and they turned out to be lying to you all along, you should have known better, they have form for this sort of thing. Now the real love of your life has moved on with someone new and you are alone again. Don't despair. A neighbour is going through a similar betrayal and maybe you could comfort each other.

Sagittarius

Finally you are moving on from a failed relationship, and are ready to try again with someone new. Trouble is, your gay flatmate also fancies the object of your affections and insists they bat for the same team. You're in a dilemma and don't want to make a fool of yourself. Nothing ventured nothing gained though, sweetie. Doll up and offer yourself on a plate, if they don't respond then they must prefer to travel on the other bus, at least you'll know where you stand?

Capricorn

Lately, you have been rather quiet and taking stock of your life. All your friends are wondering where the cheeky, fun loving, adorable you has gone! You are gearing up to get back in the swing. Today's the day. So you lost out on a recent conquest, hell there's plenty more fish in the sea Get your rod out and test the waters, you might get a nibble or three.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Thursday 2nd February 2012
Aries

Don't go home with good looking strangers, no matter how nice they seem. Even if they show you pictures of their "pets" and tell you sob stories. If you do, then you only have yourself to blame when they sell you on into the sex trade. Beware!

Thanks for the tip

[Kate!]

Tomorrow...predictions plus Lucky Song.

[Black Dagger]

OMG, Kate's is so life-like for me

[Kate!]