[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Boothy

Read that as 'being woken up by a NAKED police officer'. I'd faint too.

It'd depend on who it was with me.

[Patrick]

Out of interest, what would of happened if Shaun was like '****** off.' when they asked him to get up?

[Ammi]

..I can't imagine how scary that must have been for you both..and virtually dragged out of your bed..I hope you're ok

..and that you've put some clothes on now..wear pj's next time..I'll send you a nice set..just in case it turns out to be a regular thing

..but seriously

[Doogle]

Oh god, that's awful. I'd die if that was me woken up whilst sleeping naked.

[Jamie.]

Hope your ok, I'd crap myself... I hate people going through my stuff

[Josy]

That would actually really piss me off tbh, its unfair that your house ends up ransacked because they failed to do thier job right in the first place and ended up with the wrong house.

[Kate!]

I hope they didn't find the cannabis plants in your garden!!!

You should have told them that you were too off your face on Heroin to get out of bed right now, so could they come back after your come down.

[Jords]

Bloody police

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ngl if loads of hot police did a drugs bust on my house i would not complain

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*policemen

[Livia]

It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Livia

It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.

I am sure he will make it into a Play.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by arista

I am sure he will make it into a Play.

I'd watch it if he does. He could be the next Orton. Remember I said that.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by arista

I am sure he will make it into a Play.

That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.

[Boothy]

Originally Posted by Jords

That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Jords

That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.

[Brother Leon]

Didn't you ask them if they had a warrant to do so?

[Shaun]

Yeah they had a warrant and court order, but it was a bogus tipoff LOL

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfg jords that is an amazing idea -starts writing fanfic-

[Shaun]

thank you Jords you really captured the spirit of the moment *gives permission for biopic*

[Jords]

No thank you, thank you so much.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by Scott

but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Scott

but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing