[Ninastar]

when claudia made madeleine mccann one of our answers in the sports section of the TiBB quiz

[Redway]

Take a pick out of 99.999999% of Scott's posts.

[King Gizzard]

Scott has like one gem for every 6 posts

[Shaun]

This thread'll miss out some priceless ones since none of us archive amazing quotes I can't even think of any and have now just been reminded by all of the above instead

OH NO I REMEMBER. And LemonJam will remember this too the Elevenpence Coffee Shoppe thread <3

Originally Posted by patsylimerick

Shortly after midday the rather fetching Irish barista Caoimhe leaned over slightly to gather up some fresh Arabica, unwittingly giving Crabeyes a squint at the breathtaking swell of her bosom.....all hell broke loose as Josie set aside her fourth piece of chocolate fudge cake to fish a baseball bat from her Burberry holdall while Dave climbed onto a table to deliver a completely incomprehensible lecture on (maybe) the wickedness of female sexuality......or it may have been a recitation of the bar menu at Sloshfest 2010.......

Originally Posted by LemonJam

Ife comes in and takes a **** on the table.

Originally Posted by LemonJam

Suddenley, the door bursts open. It's Jackiey looking angrier than ever, with her sidekicks Billi Bhatti and Hira Whateverthe****hernameis. She stares down at the urine soaked mess still getting teabagged.

"I'm so disapointed in you, Jade"

"YOU'RE DISAPOINTED, I'M NOT THE ONE HANGING OUT WITH A PAIR OF POPPADO-"

Billi interrupted before she could finish.
"At least I CAN WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH I WHIP MA HAIR BACK N FORTH"

A bald Jade, begins crying.

Originally Posted by babycakes

The owners of the cafe are delighted that such colourful new patrons have arrived, but are a little concerned that the till is at risk, and the general unattractiveness of the new customers might put off the speed daters due to arrive any minute

Such drama had not been seen at the cafe since the day that Ife did a dump on one of the tables

bring back babycakes tbh

[Ninastar]

Also, claudias M21 game

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Scott has like one gem for every 6 posts

None of his posts are particularly amazing but he does make me laugh and he certainly takes the trophy for being totally random.

[King Gizzard]

Jords in the Hotseat threads

Originally Posted by Jords

How many fingers do you have on your head?

[Shaun]

-was about to use a jords quote too but sigged it instead ok-

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Thank you Mollie I'll get The Mockinator to deposit the brown envelope in the post

Ew

[King Gizzard]

[King Gizzard]

That was meant for Shauns post but it can be for both

[Marc]

Harsh

[Marc]

I personally find all of miarose's posts hilarious

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by Shaun

-was about to use a jords quote too but sigged it instead ok-

But I don't even understand