[Me. I Am Salman]

Primary school; stole a few things from the classroom
Secondary school; been excluded for fights in year 7, filming another fight with my phone and pulling a chair before someone was about to sit down on it

[HD]

Primary:
Flick pencils about...

Secondary:
Smash a CCTV camera

Visited my primary school in 2011 before it shut down and "borrowed" a Biff, Chip & Kipper book.
I guess the naughtiest thing I done in primary didn't happen until I was 21... Odd

[Jessica.]

Primary school
Was in some fights
Pulled a chair out from under a girl when she went to sit down
Sprayed fart spray on the principal

Secondary school
Got in fights
Didn't do homework
Defaced school property
Elbowed a pregnant teacher in the face
Kicked a girl on the stairs in front of the cleaning lady who turned out to be her mother
Threw stink bombs in the toilets
Was overheard calling teachers various nicknames such as Mrs Piggy and Mr Bean
Blew bubbles in my history class
Stole a lot of white board markers
Stole other peoples pens and pencils and stuff
Rarely brought stuff I needed for PE or cooking

Will post more if I remember

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

secondary:

stabbing people with pins
throwing a tub of white paint over the stage
cutting another boys hair in the middle of class

[jackc1806]

Saint in Primary..
In Secondary School
I put pictures of Phil Mitchell all around my German Teachers classroom
Threw a condom on the floor halfway through a lesson
Oh and put this awful picture of my History teacher all around her room too

That's about it

[Roy Mars III]

not much of note

Primary
- stole a bunch of pencils/pens from classmates and teacher
-made up a rumor that some kid ate a cheese stick off the floor, and then everyone called him 'cheese boy' for a year

High School (Secondary)
- was caught doing people's tests for them in Accounting for money

the rest was just vanilla hijinks most kids get up to

[Me. I Am Salman]

What the hell is 'vanilla' supposed to mean, people keep saying it
Never heard that word used in that way ever before :s

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by Salman!

What the hell is 'vanilla' supposed to mean, people keep saying it
Never heard that word used in that way ever before :s

boring, normal, usual, not exciting

[james130]

Primary: Nothing

Secondary: Got drunk a few times, with one resulting in calling my fat teacher a sexy bitch. Set fire to my hair accidentally (I had a long fringe at the time and was messing about with a lighter) and the whole building was evacuated because they thought it was a computer that was going to explode.

[Josy]

Primary - Nothing.

High School - I had just started smoking (I was just trying it out really) and was standing out at the back of the school where the smokers hung out, the head of my house walked out the door and I panicked because I really didn't want my parents to know I was smoking so I threw the cigarette I had into the bin and the bin went on fire

Other than that I truanted every day for about a year.

Most other things we got up to was in a goup so can't be bothered listing them all but I ended up being expelled and having to go to another school.

[Ryan57]

Probably exiting secondary school each day, when I didn't have the rights to do so.

[Benjamin]

I used to hate my French teacher and vice versa. She was horrible, rude and would give us these horrible spelling tests and if you got less than 16/20 correct she would keep people behind and do another test until you got it right. The French lessons were always before lunch so you could end up missing most of your lunch break.

One day after drama I had a baby doll that would cry which I had used for a performance. I kept setting it off during lesson and she was getting so angry. She then tried to take the doll from me and I refused and kept setting it off. She then shouted at me and I told her to **** off and that she was a **** teacher. She burst into tears and I got called to the headmasters office and my mother came in.

Looking back, I feel like a right **** for doing that.

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Ben

I used to hate my French teacher and vice versa. She was horrible, rude and would give us these horrible spelling tests and if you got less than 16/20 correct she would keep people behind and do another test until you got it right. The French lessons were always before lunch so you could end up missing most of your lunch break.

One day after drama I had a baby doll that would cry which I had used for a performance. I kept setting it off during lesson and she was getting so angry. She then tried to take the doll from me and I refused and kept setting it off. She then shouted at me and I told her to **** off and that she was a **** teacher. She burst into tears and I got called to the headmasters office and my mother came in.

Looking back, I feel like a right **** for doing that.

Aww

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Ben

I used to hate my French teacher and vice versa. She was horrible, rude and would give us these horrible spelling tests and if you got less than 16/20 correct she would keep people behind and do another test until you got it right. The French lessons were always before lunch so you could end up missing most of your lunch break.

One day after drama I had a baby doll that would cry which I had used for a performance. I kept setting it off during lesson and she was getting so angry. She then tried to take the doll from me and I refused and kept setting it off. She then shouted at me and I told her to **** off and that she was a **** teacher. She burst into tears and I got called to the headmasters office and my mother came in.

Looking back, I feel like a right **** for doing that.

Funnily enough we had a neurotic French teacher who cried a lot

[Benjamin]

I know. I wasn't usually that troublesome at school but me and my French teacher hated each other. I'm not proud of that moment though.

[Kizzy]

I was liked but a nightmare ( which was my nickname for a short time)
never ate dinner and was regularly sent home for it
hid everywhere
ran away all the time
refused to stop running/fasten my coat/ anything
never stopped talking/giggling
told a teacher my older brother was a stranger when he came to collect me, she almost called the police
I brought mud/worms and ladybirds into school to upset a teacher with an issue
Wrote alison had a wee on a desk... I didn't like alison

High school

bunked off constantly
threw away a map on a school trip and got our group lost on a moor in durham for 4hrs
burped the word parsnips everyday in registration
Sent a scruffy kid a tin of MR DOG wrapped as a present on valentines day... he cried.
laughed my head off when my best friend fainted in assembly thinking she was joking.. she wasn't
hiding in her house from our English teacher and spiting on his head from her bedroom window.
Staying up all night on another trip and almost being sent home for being 'giddy'

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

told a teacher my older brother was a stranger when he came to collect me, she almost called the police

threw away a map on a school trip and got our group lost on a moor in durham for 4hrs

laughed my head off when my best friend fainted in assembly thinking she was joking.. she wasn't

[Josy]

One of our french/spanish teachers was a bit of a nervous wreck too, her name was Miss Friar or something like that.

[Me. I Am Salman]

My French teacher was amazing, she let us virtually cheat in our coursework and I would have failed overall if I hadn't (got two A*s on speaking and writing courseworks and two Ds on the reading and listening papers)

There was a boy and a girl in my French class who hated each other and argued every lesson and she egged them on

[Me. I Am Salman]

Why are the Scottish and Irish systems so complicated? The English and Welsh system makes the most sense

[Z]

I don't think it's complicated at all; I think the English one is complicated guess it just depends on what you were brought up with.

Scottish year groups run according to the year you were born in... so in my case, the people in my year were all born in the same year as me, and maybe in December the year before or January the year after, but generally everyone is the same age. In England I believe it runs according to the school year... so you could be a month older than someone (e.g. you were born in August and they were born in September) but you would be the year above them at school, which seems mad to me...

[Ryan57]

Not sure it's that naughty but I hated ICT. So dull and boring. So I just use to play games and when the IT technician guy who sat in a small office with another guy, probably looking at porn, blocked one site I'd then find another. That's how bad ICT was.

And of course, when the teacher came over near you we'd all switch back to work.

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Ryan57

Not sure it's that naughty but I hated ICT. So dull and boring. So I just use to play games and when the IT technician guy who sat in a small office with another guy, probably looking at porn, blocked one site I'd then find another. That's how bad ICT was.

And of course, when the teacher came over near you we'd all switch back to work.

You went on porn at school?

[Ryan57]

Originally Posted by jackc1806

You went on porn at school?

No. The guys in the office were probably looking at porn. Probably should of said 'blocked one games site, I'd find another'.

The best we ever got was Page 3 and that was quickly banned.

The day Youtube went was torrid. Use to love it in Geography. Banging out Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around. Quickly became the official Geography song for some of us. Each week we'd play it. Never got old. Good ol' Marti Pellow and that long hair of his.

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Ryan57

No. The guys in the office were probably looking at porn. Probably should of said 'blocked one games site, I'd find another'.

The best we ever got was Page 3 and that was quickly banned.

The day Youtube went was torrid. Use to love it in Geography. Banging out Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around. Quickly became the official Geography song for some of us. Each week we'd play it. Never got old. Good ol' Marti Pellow and that long hair of his.

Ah sorry, that's inappropiate for a school
Yeah, hilariously my school banned the councils webpage once