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View Poll Results: Could you eat human?
For survival reasons (ex. stuck on a raft with someone, in the mountains, etc.) 14 37.84%
For survival reasons (ex. stuck on a raft with someone, in the mountains, etc.)
14 37.84%
Yes, I would like to try it in a formal setting ( ex. a dinner party) 6 16.22%
Yes, I would like to try it in a formal setting ( ex. a dinner party)
6 16.22%
Not sure 4 10.81%
Not sure
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No, not even for survival reasons. I would die instead 10 27.03%
No, not even for survival reasons. I would die instead
10 27.03%
Something to do with cunnilingus 3 8.11%
Something to do with cunnilingus
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Other reason not stated 0 0%
Other reason not stated
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I figure I could club MTVN to death and turn him into a tasty stew if I was starving.
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I've had part of a human in my mouth before ha ha ha.
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Not sure, Human might taste nice but it's my pride that would get in the way.
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Well I think we all admire Hannibal's way of doing don't we? After all he does like to have people for dinner.
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Depends what human and which part Aren't we closest to pigs ,so I reckon we'de taste like pork.
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no way. I'd much rather starve.
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No, Charles Saachi said something like ' if it wasn't for murder cannibalism would be acceptable' recently... Forget 'let them eat cake', let them eat each other eh charlie?...
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nigella was always hungry for Charlie.
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..I don't eat non human meat so my instinct would say NO..but in a survival situation, I guess I can't really say tbh..it's not something you could predict unless you were in it....
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It would have to be a dire situation indeed if I was ever going to contemplate eating human meat.

Having said that if I garnished it with some oregano, basil and an oxo cube I suppose penis soup would be a little more appetising.
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Having said that if I garnished it with some oregano, basil and an oxo cube I suppose penis soup would be a little more appetising.
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