[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Daffodil

A brainy young lady called Kim
Found love with a chap who was dim.
She got very frantic
at his attempts to be romantic
...then ran away from him.

You're good at this Daffodil

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh's teddy was telling BB
that 2 second Steve just raped me
I reached down for a sock
ended up with his cock
now a needle and threads what I need

[Johnnyuk123]

As Steve's duvet moved up and down
you could hear Helen say oh what a clown
who's he doing now
bet it's Ashleigh that cow
no it's me teddy screamed help me out!

[waterhog]

johnuk123 deserves a award
because he has started what we all applaud.
thank you mate for this thread
its rising faster then my bakers bread.
its full of fun and more secure then a bank
we have seen bianca tease winston about the w???.
poetry has now been born and its not corny
thanks allot and a great thread goes to Johny.

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by waterhog

johnuk123 deserves a award
because he has started what we all applaud.
thank you mate for this thread
its rising faster then my bakers bread.
its full of fun and more secure then a bank
we have seen bianca tease winston about the w???.
poetry has now been born and its not corny
thanks allot and a great thread goes to Johny.

Cheers. Thanks for the compliment and limerick.

[Johnnyuk123]

As Winston was having a wank
Somehow all he shot was a blank
Bianca said fine
You can still be all mine
Till Winston said I'd rather suck cock.

[Northern Monkey]

There was a young lady called Kimbot,
But now she's covered in cocksnot,
After a dick,
She got real sick,
And now she's getting her rim blocked

BaBoom

[mr rochester]

What's that I can see on the box?
It's Helen - she's washing Ash's socks
As he sits there and chats
She's caught fleas and six rats
A moth, !4 owls and a fox


Capernicus

[mr rochester]

As Steven's hair fell on the floor
The crowd were all baying for more
They yelled - "Off with his head
Your career is dead
Your a narcissist, prat and a bore"

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

As Steven's hair fell on the floor
The crowd were all baying for more
They yelled - "Off with his head
Your career is dead
Your a narcissist, prat and a bore"

[mr rochester]

Where's Kim? Steven begged of our Emma
On the horns of his gawping dilemma
She said she would wait
I'm a bull at a gate
And my eyes bulge with terror and tremor

[Pincho Paxton]

Whilst everyone else is dozin'
Steve comes as soon as it goes in,
He wriggles around, Helen leaps to the ground
unfortunately bashing her nose in!

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Pincho Paxton

Whilst everyone else is dozin'
Steve comes as soon as it goes in,
He wriggles around, Helen leaps to the ground
unfortunately bashing her nose in!

[Johnnyuk123]

Now Steven is up for eviction
it's causing them nothing but friction
he shaved off his hair
said it's not fekin fair
i'm a great guy with very good diction.

[Alf]

There was a young woman called Jale
Who's breasts were the prices of ale
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by wannashag

There was a young woman called Jale
Who's breasts were the prices of ale
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

That is sooo funny!

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

That is sooo funny!

It would be if jale was pronounced Jail and not jarlay

[Johnnyuk123]

As Helen read through BB's script
she said no way am I doing this s.h.i.t
now they want me to say
that Ashleigh's is OK
I will never say that to this bitch

[Pincho Paxton]

Steven was having a hoot,
Opening up Kim's shoot
but her tummy pain drove him insane,
and now he's as bald as a coot.

[Yoshi888]

So mods allow this thread but give me a warning for my describe how you feel about Ashley on one sentence thread for being pointless. Unless I am missing something I am afraid there is some sketchy moderation going on here.