[Christmas Dynasnow]

I would imagine he seduced her with the old knob through the bottom of a box of popcorn trick whilst they were watching The Lego Movie

"ooh Gusto, it started sweet but now its every so salty..."

[Black Dagger]

I sharpened pencil shavings into my friends hair once because it was long and curly and annoyed me

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I sharpened pencil shavings into my friends hair once because it was long and curly and annoyed me

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I sharpened pencil shavings into my friends hair once because it was long and curly and annoyed me

Omg

[michael21]

i hid next door wheelie bin around the corner

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I sharpened pencil shavings into my friends hair once because it was long and curly and annoyed me

all public hair is curly

but long ?





It would have annoyed me too

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I'm sleeping with my brother's girlfriend.

Shameful, I kno.

The way you have worded that suggests it's still going on.

I don't think you can complain if your brother lays you out for this, I don't have a brother but if I did and he did that to me the only thing I would be thinking about was how much it was gonna cost for his coffin.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I'm sleeping with my brother's girlfriend.

Shameful, I kno.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I sharpened pencil shavings into my friends hair once because it was long and curly and annoyed me

[smudgie]

Nothing wrong with a bit of sharing..depending on how much commitment you have promised of course.

[LukeB]

i was playing football in the playground, I was meant to kick the ball soft but i put to much pressure on to it, and it went flying towards my friend but he moved so it hit a teacher in the face



and she had a massive nose bleed

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I sharpened pencil shavings into my friends hair once because it was long and curly and annoyed me

[Dollface]

When i was about 7, i put a load of ladybugs in my pocket at school & took them into the classroom ...they started crawling out of my pockets so i panicked, ran & flushed them down the toilet
still haunts me to this day

[LukeB]

also in year 1 or 2, we was outside, and this girl was bugging me so i put a worm in her hair

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

also in year 1 or 2, we was outside, and this girl was bugging me so i put a worm in her hair

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

The way you have worded that suggests it's still going on.

I don't think you can complain if your brother lays you out for this, I don't have a brother but if I did and he did that to me the only thing I would be thinking about was how much it was gonna cost for his coffin.

Ditto.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I would imagine he seduced her with the old knob through the bottom of a box of popcorn trick whilst they were watching The Lego Movie

"ooh Gusto, it started sweet but now its every so salty..."

WTF?

LT are you on acid? LSD does weird things to the brain. Whatever it is - keep doing it, that's twice today you've had me nearly peeing myself.

No good for Yin's image finding Yang funny.

[Gusto Brunt]

I've finished. It cut me to the bone.

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by Dollface

When i was about 7, i put a load of ladybugs in my pocket at school & took them into the classroom ...they started crawling out of my pockets so i panicked, ran & flushed them down the toilet
still haunts me to this day

whats that got to do with ****ting all over yer brother ?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I've finished. It cut me to the bone.

Is his girlfriend made of cardboard?

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I've finished. It cut me to the bone.

Just what kinda 'brother' are ya ?

Wheres Livia ? Captain of the waterboarding team needed urgent

[LukeB]

things you need to do

1.get checked out
2.finish it with her

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I'm sleeping with my brother's girlfriend

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I've finished. It cut me to the bone.

Hmmm something doesn't quite add up but I can't put my finger on it.

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Kyle

Hmmm something doesn't quite add up but I can't put my finger on it.

Neither can he cause it's imaginary

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I've finished. It cut me to the bone.

You should not have had your boner out in the first place