[LukeB]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Oh Luke.

[Mokka]

Here for LT being the only one to answer the question

[kirklancaster]

Hi, this is Kirk Attenborough,

I'm here to tell you that some species of sexy animals do exist. The species Jenniferus Lawrenceia and Beyonceerea Knowlesis are a couple of the better known, but perhaps the most sexy is the Kateius Beckinsaleius - once native to Britain but now found in the warmer climate of the Americas. A normally reclusive animal, the Kateus Beckinsaleius can be found hidden in the HollyWood - an exclusive habitat profuse with millionaire mansions and lush gardens broken by azure blue pools - only venturing out at night where it congregates with other sexy animals in their ritualistic foraging for fame wherever urban sidewalks are thickly covered in lush red carpets.

The Kateus Beckinsaleius - that most lovely of creatures - boasts a lean sculptured body which is usually covered by smooth black leather skin whenever she is in the Underworld, but which she sheds nightly once back in her own habitat, for whichever lucky male of the species she partners with.

But now, I must leave this location to travel to another continent - deepest, darkest, Reality TV land, where I know I am sure to catch more than a glimpse of that thankfully rare cousin of the Great White Rhino - White Deelicus Fatpiggious.

Goodbye, until next time,

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I once gave a dog a bone

Does that count?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I once gave a dog a bone

Does that count?

Only in a Crown Court if the dog was too pissed to consent.

[-Sue-]

..at least noone here has a fetish for hamsters !!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by FireTwilight

..at least noone here has a fetish for hamsters !!

As far as we know

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Shaun

if the Mockinator finds your thread "wtf"worthy you might need to have a cup of tea and a word with yourself

Too true.

[-Sue-]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

As far as we know

lol that's true

[Pete.]

[Marsh.]

I don't mind holding a gerbil in my rectum. Lovely feeling and cleans you better than a colonic.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I don't mind holding a gerbil in my rectum. Lovely feeling and cleans you better than a colonic.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I don't mind holding a gerbil in my rectum. Lovely feeling and cleans you better than a colonic.

wrong... just wrong

(this thread btw, I can't stop myself from looking )

[Kyle]

The truth pulled this lovely little bit of fluff in a baaaaaaaaaaah last Tuesday and he's looking to goat all the way with her.

[T*]

what kind of soma teas