[Jason.]

I'm bored of this thread now.

[Will.]

I actually had a water fight at school last week by the fountain in a new corridor until some stuck up scottish teacher who looked liked Danielle told me to stop, she asked for my name, I gave her a false name as I leave school in 4 days

[Daniel.]

Probably for calling my Science teacher a fat ****er and setting off a fart bomb thing in the school nnnn

[Denver]

I was sentenced to 5 minutes in prison for stealing a chocolate bar, I thought I could do the time but I cracked before I was released

[Jay.]

in school i once got a spot removed from the chart

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Willbrick1999

Setting fire to my school and dragging a teacher by their hair whilst spitting and kicking them.

Originally Posted by Willbrick1999

I actually had a water fight at school last week by the fountain

Well that escalated quickly

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Jay.

in school i once got a spot removed from the chart

so bad omg

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Willbrick1999

I actually had a water fight at school last week by the fountain in a new corridor until some stuck up scottish teacher who looked liked Danielle told me to stop, she asked for my name, I gave her a false name as I leave school in 4 days

Was it her fesh?

[Will.]

Originally Posted by BB6

Was it her fesh?

to be far it was all over the floor and it was tiled floor so probs not the best idea to have a water fight, surprised she didn't trip up on her high heels

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Willbrick1999

to be far it was all over the floor and it was tiled floor so probs not the best idea to have a water fight, surprised she didn't trip up on her high heels

Power Trip.

[jackc1806]

I printed masks off of my teachers with my friends and stuck them around the classroom, and one time I threw a condom on the floor at an old teacher welp and he was like 'DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME'

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Probably for calling my Science teacher a fat ****er and setting off a fart bomb thing in the school nnnn

Jack?

[Will.]

Originally Posted by BB6

Power Trip.

our female teachers are ruthless at school, there like Helen Woods minions shouting their heads off in their heels and tight dresses at every opportunity.

And then theres the little Irish female teachers who go on a rampage and scream at everyone, there extremely grumpy.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Willbrick1999

Are female teachers are ruthless at school, there like Helen Woods minions shouting their heads off in their heels and tight dresses at every opportunity.

And then theres the little Irish female teachers who go on a rampage and scream at everyone, there extremely grumpy.

Hopefully none of them teach English.

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

so bad omg

i was being serious

it was in year 4, for running in the corridor

i developed a personality in year 10/11 though, but i couldn't be ****ed with being an ass hole. no t/shade but who has time to do **** like that

[Will.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Hopefully none of them teach English.

I'm tired, I was up at 3am, leave me alone MB

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Willbrick1999

Are female teachers are ruthless at school, there like Helen Woods minions shouting their heads off in their heels and tight dresses at every opportunity.

And then theres the little Irish female teachers who go on a rampage and scream at everyone, there extremely grumpy.

Yeah, the Food Tech teacher is Pauline.
She yells whenever the pupils use too much chicken in their Noodle-Stir fry.

She's also in charge of toilet duty, in case people piss in the sink.

[Will.]

Originally Posted by BB6

Yeah, the Food Tech teacher is Pauline.
She yells whenever the pupils use too much chicken in their Noodle-Stir fry.

She's also in charge of toilet duty, in case people piss in the sink.

When we use too much chicken in food tech:



Jazzy P ****s us all!

Im there like:



**** you Jazzy P

[the truth]

is this just about school

[Livia]

Originally Posted by the truth

is this just about school

It seems so. It also serves as a warning for anyone thinking of becoming a teacher.

[hannah.]

I got arrested twice in 2013 - once for general drunken idiocy, the 2nd time clubbing, because a bouncer threw me down some stairs and then was dragging me outside with his hand kind of over my face and his thumb in my mouth so I bit him.

Each ended up as a night in the cells (1st time I had to call in sick to work from the police phone) and needless to say I've calmed down since

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Willbrick1999

When we use too much chicken in food tech:



Jazzy P ****s us all!

Im there like:



**** you Jazzy P

don't ever change Will

[Pete.]

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by hbk4894

for me - getting a dentention for not doing homework , getting sent to the head teacher for talking to much and getting reported to a teacher for leaving the school at lunch time to go to the shop.

2 year suspended sentence - Yes really kids

[Will.]

I won't